Could I see just one?!
Question: Could I see just one!?
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers!.
"Hi, is Tony home!?"
"No, he went to the store!."
"Well, you mind if I wait!?"
"No, come in!."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen!. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one!."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks!. She opens her robe and shows one!. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table!.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them!. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together!."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look!. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves!.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over!."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hi, is Tony home!?"
"No, he went to the store!."
"Well, you mind if I wait!?"
"No, come in!."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen!. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one!."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks!. She opens her robe and shows one!. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table!.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them!. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together!."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look!. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves!.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over!."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Gahahahahahahah!!!!!!Very flippin' funny!!!Can't stop laughing!!!My friend had to come over and slap me so I could breath again!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard that one the other day!. Its one of those jokes that its only funi once nice job tho i'll give ya a star for tryingWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha thats hillarious
star 4 youWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!. many variations of the same joke but this one is pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Yeah, that's pretty funny!. I laughed!. One star! BA please!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com