Is this the 6 degree's of being blonde?!
Question: Is this the 6 degree's of being blonde!?
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning!.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up!.
The husband said, 'Who was that!?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!.'
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street!. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up!. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar!.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact!.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun!.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead!.
Well, the blonde is really angry!.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief!.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head!.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals!.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them!.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin !?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W!.'
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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant!?
'Is it mine!?'
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SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized!.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime!.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond!.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps!.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
possessions stolen!.
I call the police for help, and what do they do!?
They send me a BLIND policeman!.'
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning!.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up!.
The husband said, 'Who was that!?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!.'
`′*:-!.,_,!.-:*′`′*:-!.,_,!.-:*′`′*:-!.,_,!.!.!.!.
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street!. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up!. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar!.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact!.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun!.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead!.
Well, the blonde is really angry!.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief!.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head!.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals!.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them!.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin !?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W!.'
`′*:-!.,_,!.-:*′`′*:-!.,_,!.-:*′`′*:-!.,_,!.-:!.!.!.
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant!?
'Is it mine!?'
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SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized!.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime!.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond!.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps!.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
possessions stolen!.
I call the police for help, and what do they do!?
They send me a BLIND policeman!.'
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Answers:
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Thats so funny I like the third degree!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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The First Three Are The Best :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A blond and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blond bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blond gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blond said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blond replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blond gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blond said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blond replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com