Do you know what cause's Arthritis asked the man?!

The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket!.He opened his newspaper and began reading!. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'say Father, what causes Arthritis!?'
The priest wanting to teach this man a little lesson replies,
'my son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes & lack of a bath'!.
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to his paper!.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized
'I'm very sorry!. I didn't mean to come on so strong!. How long have you had arthritis!?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father!. I was just reading here that the Pope does!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

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