No raise???!


Question: No raise!?!?!?
hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labour!.

I work at great depths!.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do!.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off!.

I work in a damp environment!.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation!.

I work in high temperatures!.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases!.

Sincerely,

P!. Niss



The Response:

Dear P!. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised,

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight!.

You fall asleep after brief work periods!.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team!.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations!.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working!.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift!.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing!.

You will retire well before you are 65!.

You are unable to work double shifts!.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed your assigned task!.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags!.

Sincerely,

V!. GinaWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lol thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen it before, but I always laugh at the two suspicious-looking bags, thanks for a good snigger!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I did not get itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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