What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you?!
Question: What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you!?
My nephew Shaun is in the Navy, his little brother Colen is only 5 years old!. (Big Age Gap) The family took a trip to South Carolina to visit Shaun in the Navy!. Shaun gave Colen a little stuffed alligator!. When they got back home Colen couldn't wait to show me the gift!. I looked at it and said, "Oh, Shaun gave you a toy alligator!!!!"
Colen looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's not a toy alligator, it's a pretend alligator!!"
I said, "What is the difference between a toy alligator and a pretend alligator!?"
Colin said, "Him gots a shirt!!!!"!.!.!.!.looking at me like I was the stupidet thing walking on two feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Colen looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's not a toy alligator, it's a pretend alligator!!"
I said, "What is the difference between a toy alligator and a pretend alligator!?"
Colin said, "Him gots a shirt!!!!"!.!.!.!.looking at me like I was the stupidet thing walking on two feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My son was about two and met a baby white lamb!. He lifted up the tail, had a look and asked if this is where the batteries go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! This was not to me but my aunt!. When I was little my sister said to my aunt '' Be careful don't poop out my cousin! They could drown in the toilet!.'' LOL it was so funny!!
Once my and I was at my moms friends house for a pool party my sis was all like "his man boobs are bouncing more then yours!" to the hosts wife LOL my sis was 4 at the time stupid 4 year olds LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once my and I was at my moms friends house for a pool party my sis was all like "his man boobs are bouncing more then yours!" to the hosts wife LOL my sis was 4 at the time stupid 4 year olds LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! the funniest thing I've heard was when my mom was giving my 3 cousins (2 males & a Girl) a bath and my yungest cuzing is like: how come me and him have this (Penis) and her dont have one!!!! OMG I was rolling and my mom is like: I guess I shouldve given u 3 separate baths!! LOL =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
One time my dad had his friends over and one of his friends daughter was there and she's about 6 so my dad said we're gonna build a man cave and watch manly movies so the 6 yr old said "like brokeback mountain" and we all burst out laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little 2-year old boy I watch ripped my sister's math book, his mom got onto him and said "what do you say for ripping her math book"
and the little boy replys " I say oh s***!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the little boy replys " I say oh s***!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My cousin,2yrs old,said i dont like you to this lady while we were shoppingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Kids these days huh!? :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
some kid called me a S-h-i-t head i got real madWww@Enter-QA@Com
i volunteered at a daycare when i saw a little boy with a sore on his fore head, this is how the converasation went:
"Jordon, what happened to your forehead!?"
"I got carpet burn!.!.!."
"How did you get carpet burn on your forehead!?"
looked at me like i was an idiot and said, "I rubbed my forehead on the floor!."
"That'd do it," i walked away!.
not really funny kind of horrible tho!. my lil bro was 3 or 4, i dont know who took him to the church but he went to a really outspoken church, that whole day he talked about how God killed bad people, that night he cried while my dad was at work saying that "daddy is dead, God killed him"
my lil bro when he was 5 put his arm around the shoulder's of my older bro's female friends saying "I do this sometimes" then grabbed and LIFTED her boobWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Jordon, what happened to your forehead!?"
"I got carpet burn!.!.!."
"How did you get carpet burn on your forehead!?"
looked at me like i was an idiot and said, "I rubbed my forehead on the floor!."
"That'd do it," i walked away!.
not really funny kind of horrible tho!. my lil bro was 3 or 4, i dont know who took him to the church but he went to a really outspoken church, that whole day he talked about how God killed bad people, that night he cried while my dad was at work saying that "daddy is dead, God killed him"
my lil bro when he was 5 put his arm around the shoulder's of my older bro's female friends saying "I do this sometimes" then grabbed and LIFTED her boobWww@Enter-QA@Com