Joke help?!
Question: Joke help!?
every day this guy gets up gets ready to go to work get out of his penthouse apt on the 35th floor gets into the elevator hits the lobby floor button gets to the bottom and goes to work!.!.!.he comes back at 5 when he gets out and then gets in the elevator and hits the button for the 20th floor gets off and takes walks up the other 15 floors to his apt!. Why does he walk the other 15 floors!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Like other people said, it's because he's a midget!. On rainy days he uses the umbrealla, and with a friend they can hit the button for him!.
Several problems with this riddle:
1!. An elevator with 35 floors will likely not have all the buttons arranged in a single vertical column!.!.!. they will be in multiple columns!.
2!. On a sunny day, who's to say he wouldn't be carrying some other implement to hit higher buttons!? A lot of midgets carry some kind of reaching aide!. Some require a cane for walking assistance!.
3!. Who says the midget's friend isn't a midget as well!?
4!. Climbing stairs is not a simple task for a midget!. I'm sure they would have some other means to use the elevator in order to avoid what would be a VERY arduous climb for a vertically-challenged person!.
Lousy riddle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Several problems with this riddle:
1!. An elevator with 35 floors will likely not have all the buttons arranged in a single vertical column!.!.!. they will be in multiple columns!.
2!. On a sunny day, who's to say he wouldn't be carrying some other implement to hit higher buttons!? A lot of midgets carry some kind of reaching aide!. Some require a cane for walking assistance!.
3!. Who says the midget's friend isn't a midget as well!?
4!. Climbing stairs is not a simple task for a midget!. I'm sure they would have some other means to use the elevator in order to avoid what would be a VERY arduous climb for a vertically-challenged person!.
Lousy riddle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes but you forgot to mention the rest of the riddle, which makes it even more puzzling!.!.!. it goes like this!.!.!.
But on rainy days, the man is able to take the elevator up to the 30th floor, and walks up the last 5 floors!. When he is not alone he is able to ride all the way up to the 35th floor!.!.!.!. how could this be!?
and the answer is!.!.!.
Yes, the man is a midget, which means he is able to press the elevator button to the lobby on the way down, because it is the lowest button!. since he is so short, he is only able to press the 20th button on the way up, so he gets of at that floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way!. When it is a rainy day though, he is able to use his umbrella to push the button which goes up to the 30th floor!. and when there is anyone else in the elevator, the man is able to ask them to push the 35th floor button for him, so he rides up the entire way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But on rainy days, the man is able to take the elevator up to the 30th floor, and walks up the last 5 floors!. When he is not alone he is able to ride all the way up to the 35th floor!.!.!.!. how could this be!?
and the answer is!.!.!.
Yes, the man is a midget, which means he is able to press the elevator button to the lobby on the way down, because it is the lowest button!. since he is so short, he is only able to press the 20th button on the way up, so he gets of at that floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way!. When it is a rainy day though, he is able to use his umbrella to push the button which goes up to the 30th floor!. and when there is anyone else in the elevator, the man is able to ask them to push the 35th floor button for him, so he rides up the entire way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's short!. He's tall enough to hit the lobby button, which is located at the bottom of the elevator console, but too short to hit 35, which would be at the top!. The highest button he can hit is 20, so he has to walk the remainder of the distance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You missed some of the joke!. On rainy days he goes all the way up to the 35th floor but on sunny days he doesn't!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hes a midget hes not tall enough to touch the 35Www@Enter-QA@Com
he is too short to reach 35 lol cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
he a midget i kknow this one
hes not tall enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hes not tall enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com