List the funniest thing you know?!
Question: List the funniest thing you know!?
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Answers:
A a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walked into a room which contained a mirror inside!. If you talked to the mirror and told a lie, it would suck you up!. If you told the truth, it would give you a wish!.
The brunette went first!. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!." And the mirror sucked her up!.
Then the redhead went!. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!." And the mirror sucked her up!.
So then the blonde went!. She said, "I think-" And the mirror sucked her up!.
There was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead riding in a car, and they ran a stop sign and a cop started chasing them!. So they got a little farther ahead and saw three burlap bags lying in the ditch!. They stopped the car and each of them got into one of the bags!. Now, the cop caught up with them and saw the empty car and the three bags!. So he went up to the bag with the brunette in it and kicked it!. The brunette said "meow, meow", and the cop said, "oh, there's a kitty in this bag!. And he kicked the one with the redhead in it and she said, "arf, arf", and the cop said aw, there's a puppy in this bag!. Finally, he went up to the bag with the blond in it and kicked it and she said, "potato"
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there!. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am!." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice — T stands for 'Thank,' G stands for 'goodness,' I stands for 'it's,' and F stands for 'Friday!.' The man replies, "S stands for 'Sorry,' H stands for 'honey,' I stands for 'it's,' and T stands for 'Thursday!.'
There were three woman at an American college eating lunch!. There was a Russian, American, and a Blonde!. They were all bragging about their countries!.
The Russian said," We were the first in space!."
The American said," We were the first on the moon!."
The Blonde said," Well, we will be the first on the sun!."
The Russian said," You cannot do that or you will burn up!"
"Duh! We'll go at night!." the Blonde replied!.
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on a burning building and the firefighters are below them with a net they yell to the brunette "JUMP JUMP!" so she jumps!. at the last minute the firefighters move out of the way and the brunette hits the ground and dies!.
Then the firefighters yell to the redhead "JUMP JUMP" She yells back down "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND HOW CAN I TRUST YOU!?" They yell back "TRUST US" so she jumps and the firefighters do the same thing!.
Then the firefighters yell to the blonde, "JUMP JUMP" so she yells back "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS SO I WANT YOU TO PUT THE NET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BACK AWAY"
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The brunette went first!. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!." And the mirror sucked her up!.
Then the redhead went!. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!." And the mirror sucked her up!.
So then the blonde went!. She said, "I think-" And the mirror sucked her up!.
There was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead riding in a car, and they ran a stop sign and a cop started chasing them!. So they got a little farther ahead and saw three burlap bags lying in the ditch!. They stopped the car and each of them got into one of the bags!. Now, the cop caught up with them and saw the empty car and the three bags!. So he went up to the bag with the brunette in it and kicked it!. The brunette said "meow, meow", and the cop said, "oh, there's a kitty in this bag!. And he kicked the one with the redhead in it and she said, "arf, arf", and the cop said aw, there's a puppy in this bag!. Finally, he went up to the bag with the blond in it and kicked it and she said, "potato"
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there!. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am!." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice — T stands for 'Thank,' G stands for 'goodness,' I stands for 'it's,' and F stands for 'Friday!.' The man replies, "S stands for 'Sorry,' H stands for 'honey,' I stands for 'it's,' and T stands for 'Thursday!.'
There were three woman at an American college eating lunch!. There was a Russian, American, and a Blonde!. They were all bragging about their countries!.
The Russian said," We were the first in space!."
The American said," We were the first on the moon!."
The Blonde said," Well, we will be the first on the sun!."
The Russian said," You cannot do that or you will burn up!"
"Duh! We'll go at night!." the Blonde replied!.
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on a burning building and the firefighters are below them with a net they yell to the brunette "JUMP JUMP!" so she jumps!. at the last minute the firefighters move out of the way and the brunette hits the ground and dies!.
Then the firefighters yell to the redhead "JUMP JUMP" She yells back down "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND HOW CAN I TRUST YOU!?" They yell back "TRUST US" so she jumps and the firefighters do the same thing!.
Then the firefighters yell to the blonde, "JUMP JUMP" so she yells back "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS SO I WANT YOU TO PUT THE NET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BACK AWAY"
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After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move!. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse!. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home!. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs!."
On their next date, Carl returned to the country road!. As they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up Mary's skirt!. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home!. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs!."
On the third date, the pair returned to the country road!. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late!. That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
On their next date, Carl returned to the country road!. As they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up Mary's skirt!. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home!. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs!."
On the third date, the pair returned to the country road!. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late!. That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife was all excited telling me about a new diet when that song "Fat Bottom Girls" came on the radio, I said "Honey with that new diet that won't be your song much longer"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a black man dies from natural causes
and he goes to the gates to be juged
he says i have been good my whole life i am an angel right!?
God says:
an Angel!!!?!! ***** you a bat
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and he goes to the gates to be juged
he says i have been good my whole life i am an angel right!?
God says:
an Angel!!!?!! ***** you a bat
no offense a friend told me this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com