Do you have a CLOCK OF LIES?!
Question: Do you have a CLOCK OF LIES!?
A man died and went to heaven!. As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'
St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks!. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock!.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move!.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'
'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie!.'
'Incredible,' said the man!. 'And whose clock is that one!?'
St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life!.'
'Where's President Bush's clock!?' asked the m an!.
'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office!.
He's using it as a ceiling
fan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'
St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks!. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock!.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move!.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'
'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie!.'
'Incredible,' said the man!. 'And whose clock is that one!?'
St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life!.'
'Where's President Bush's clock!?' asked the m an!.
'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office!.
He's using it as a ceiling
fan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
How soon we forget! That joke was the favorite one going around during Bill Clinton's presidency!.Now, HE could spin a fan better than he could "not have sex with that woman!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahahhahah
Clever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahaha, good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha thats funny but relly i don think people can lie that fast/ unless they dont tell one word of truth but i think that is a false statement but nice joke lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's Freakin' awesome!!
heheheee ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheee ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's VERY creative and funny!!! Did you make that up!? If you did, then PLEASE tell us MORE!!! If you didn't, PLEASE tell me the place where you got this joke! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Creative, kind of long (you could take out the Abe Lincoln part) but it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!!!
TAT WAS HILARIOUS!
funny!
rotflol!!!
lolololol!
ur funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
TAT WAS HILARIOUS!
funny!
rotflol!!!
lolololol!
ur funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heck of a way to cool off!
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've got the same clock, but with Gordon Brown's name on it!.!.!.
UK Prime Minister!.!.!.!
So much spin!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
UK Prime Minister!.!.!.!
So much spin!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com