A border dispute for a blonde?!
Question: A border dispute for a blonde!?
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border!. Their land had been the
subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years!. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren!.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter!.
"I just got some news, Mom," he said!. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington!. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States!. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement!. What do you think!?"
"What do I think!?" his blonde mother said!. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand
another one of those Canadian winters!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years!. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren!.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter!.
"I just got some news, Mom," he said!. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington!. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States!. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement!. What do you think!?"
"What do I think!?" his blonde mother said!. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand
another one of those Canadian winters!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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funnyish bt ddnt make me laugh =/
try harder nxt time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyish bt ddnt make me laugh =/
try harder nxt time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha thats classic blonde
i have one i love this one
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have one i love this one
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com