Oldie But Goldie?!
Question: Oldie But Goldie!?
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks!.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super!."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle!. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines!. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground!."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess!. I take orders from no one!."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you!. Now put the tray up, B*tch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super!."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle!. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines!. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground!."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess!. I take orders from no one!."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you!. Now put the tray up, B*tch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
the best kind of flight attendants- im sure she could hear him over the big brute engines!.!.!.!.LOLOLOLOL!OLOLOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha i'm guessing he means drag queen LOL so funny gave me a good chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pmsl!.!. that was brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
:)))))) =)))) ROFL great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ooooooh, snnnnnaaaaapp!!! lol, nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
it may be old but i never heard that one, its funny though, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com