What is your sign?Caution it may not be what you think?!


Question: What is your sign!?Caution it may not be what you think!?
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions!. Basically you don't give a damn about anyone!. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less!. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics!. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual!. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss!.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character!. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic!. A real weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet!.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money!. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a
cell phone!.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything!. In other words, stupid!. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything!. Most Leos are living on the welfare!.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them!. But you're prone to bullsh**tting and you're a cheap bastard!. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are sluts!.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges!. This makes you an a**hole!. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you!. Nobody will go to your funeral!.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles!. However these are your only good traits!. You screw small animals and love picking your nose!. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet!.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts!. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys!. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack!.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type!. A mean self-centered a*s and a closet homosexual!. Your best friend is probably an altar boy!.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system!. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite!. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights!.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation!. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world!. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron!. You will continually fail!. You're a a**hole !.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!! CANCER and yep, i am all about making money!!!!!! But All The idiots that got mad!!!! UNDERSTAND IT'S A DAMN JOKE GET THE F**K OVER IT!!!!!! IT WAS JUST A JOKE PEOPLE!!!! NOT REAL- JOKEWww@Enter-QA@Com

hey, i do not believe that this is true!!! you have put people in a very negative light!.!.!. what sign are you !? i surely believe that you will not believe that you are the things that you wrote for your sun sign above!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LEO - not on welfare but I don't mind being the garden snail!.

noooooooo what am I saying I must have a low IQ!. duh!

Yes you are right!! "sigh"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what is sooooo funny about this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Capricorn!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that's rough!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm a SAGITTARIUS lol
mmm!.!.!.mm!.!.!.I guess i am quite mushy but Im not "that" lovey dovey!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm definitely not queer but I am a Virgo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wow! I will never be the same Libra again! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like this!. I am a libra!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

which one are you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm Sagittarius!. I feel like you have me all figured out!!! LOL!!!

~*~*~STARZ~*~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com

awww im a leo i did not know that lol those are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm a a Gemini!.!.!.!.!.!.and this is pretty much right on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG u got mine right! :O

im capricorn!. oh yea whats an altar!? :\

EDIT:
im not gay >:(Www@Enter-QA@Com



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