More Randomness in this Question than ever before...............?!

if I was Chuck Norris I would give you a hug then roundhouse kick you
the first 3 digits on my number is 666-!@#$
pink elephants make the best pitchers ever
guns don't kill people I do
bubble rap is the funnest toy to play with
I give strangers $20 just for the fun of it
then I kick them in the balls
for the women I kick them in the ovaries
gummy bears are fun to hunt
in traffic my cars horn would go
"your gay if you standing front of me"
fastest way out of traffic
streaking is only for good looking people!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ladies
people say I was dropped on my head
nope my mom just hits me to hard
if death is your best friend can you still die!?
ladies do fart they just blame it on their guy
when we swim in the ocean we swim in fish pee
a free chicken to the first black person to commit on this
if preppy was a fad I would be the one to kill it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.literaly
vampires are people too just blood sucking people

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