S-H-I-T lol!?!
Question: S-H-I-T lol!!?
while at work, a man entered the elevator and was greeted by a very happy blonde that said "T-G-I-F!" the man simply responded with "S-H-I-T!." the blonde looked at him confused and said, "T-G-I-F!." the man once again said "S-H-I-T!." the blonde finally said "uh hello its T-G-I-F!.!.!. thank god its friday!." and the man said "no its S-H-I-T!.!.!. sorry honey its thursday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very Good, just have to return the smile!.!.!.
Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father
that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day!.
'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're
Jewish,' she asks, will God get mad at me for giving someone a
valentine!?'
Susie's father thinks a bit, then says, 'No, I don't think God
would get mad!. Who do you want to give a valentine to!?'
'Osama Bin Laden,' she says!.
Her father asks in shock, 'why Osama Bin Laden!?'
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish
girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start
to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot!. And then, he'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
hate anyone anymore!.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
newfound pride!.!.!.!.'Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard!.'
'I know,' Susie says, 'and once he's out in the open, the
Marines could blow his *** away!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Susie comes home from first grade and tells her father
that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day!.
'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're
Jewish,' she asks, will God get mad at me for giving someone a
valentine!?'
Susie's father thinks a bit, then says, 'No, I don't think God
would get mad!. Who do you want to give a valentine to!?'
'Osama Bin Laden,' she says!.
Her father asks in shock, 'why Osama Bin Laden!?'
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish
girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start
to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot!. And then, he'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
hate anyone anymore!.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
newfound pride!.!.!.!.'Susie, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard!.'
'I know,' Susie says, 'and once he's out in the open, the
Marines could blow his *** away!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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