Chewing gum, anyone?!
Question: Chewing gum, anyone!?
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him!.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation!.
American: "You Indians eat the whole bread!?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course!."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't!. In America, we only eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India!." The American has a smirk on his face!.
The Indian munches on!.!.!. gives a cold look but did not reply!.
The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread!?!?"
Indian: "Of Course!."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)!. "We don't!. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India!."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down!.!.!.looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America!?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk!.
Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them!?"
American: "We throw them away, of course!."
Indian: "We don't!. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation!.
American: "You Indians eat the whole bread!?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course!."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't!. In America, we only eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India!." The American has a smirk on his face!.
The Indian munches on!.!.!. gives a cold look but did not reply!.
The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread!?!?"
Indian: "Of Course!."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)!. "We don't!. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India!."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down!.!.!.looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America!?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk!.
Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them!?"
American: "We throw them away, of course!."
Indian: "We don't!. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ewwwwwww!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.wait, gag, just had to spit out my gum !!!
Nauseating, but funny !!! Thanks!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nauseating, but funny !!! Thanks!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it before, except instead of talking to an Indian the guy is talking to a Canadian!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
encore !.!.!. encore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was great !!!!!!!!!!!! lol , LMAO !!!!!! WHERE DO U GET ALL OF THESE JOKES !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Thats wayyyyyy to funny !
Wait !.!.!.!. thats not true , right !? cuz i am chewing gum right now !.!.!. uhh ohh !!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was great !!!!!!!!!!!! lol , LMAO !!!!!! WHERE DO U GET ALL OF THESE JOKES !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Thats wayyyyyy to funny !
Wait !.!.!.!. thats not true , right !? cuz i am chewing gum right now !.!.!. uhh ohh !!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny
but India is not a totally poor country ( but it does have poverty)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but India is not a totally poor country ( but it does have poverty)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!! that was so hilarious!! although i was chewing gum!.!.!. nevertheless!. funny stuff!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
hahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
BRILLLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! bravo!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that was a great one!. * * * * *Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was hilarious!!! STARWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhahahahahahahah lmao got what he deservedWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL so funny ?????????????????????????????Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a really funny joke!. More pleez!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's one hell of a funny joke Kimo Sabe!. Keep 'em comin'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!!!
lol!
star~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!
star~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
where the trash can!? (urgently need 2 spit out gum)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG i am chewing gum!!!! well i just spit it out thanx alot that was my last peice!! damn!! LMAO!!Www@Enter-QA@Com