What are your Favourite Chuck Norris Jokes?!
Question: What are your Favourite Chuck Norris Jokes!?
Answers:
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
* There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Those are some Chunk's personally favourites :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
* There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Those are some Chunk's personally favourites :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip!.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet!. Water gets Chuck Norris!.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.
A picture is worth a thousand words!. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words!.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much!. Chuck Norris throws down!
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results!. It just doesn't happen!.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***!.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip!.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet!. Water gets Chuck Norris!.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.
A picture is worth a thousand words!. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words!.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much!. Chuck Norris throws down!
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results!. It just doesn't happen!.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***!.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when chuck norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for michael jackson, and is disappointed when he doesnt find him!.
chuck norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days!.
chuck norris's most deadly art is face painting!.
chuck norris has 2 speeds: hard and harder!. he uses these when making love to other men!.
chuck norris's blood can cure cancer!. too bad he has AIDS!.
chuck norris once became popular for no reason at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days!.
chuck norris's most deadly art is face painting!.
chuck norris has 2 speeds: hard and harder!. he uses these when making love to other men!.
chuck norris's blood can cure cancer!. too bad he has AIDS!.
chuck norris once became popular for no reason at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table!. He only recognizes the element of surprise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building!.
Siegfried: No there's not!.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes!?
Siegfried: No!.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Siegfried: No there's not!.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes!?
Siegfried: No!.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee!. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a F****** Indian!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris fought the law and!.!.!.
The law is in critical condition tonight after a vicious beating!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The law is in critical condition tonight after a vicious beating!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris counted to infinity!.!.!.!.!.twiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris has an iPhone 3g!.!.!.
since 2006 and without contract!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
since 2006 and without contract!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just wanted to say those others were awesome!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com