Want an easy 10 points? Make me laugh :)?!
Question: Want an easy 10 points!? Make me laugh :)!?
It's that easy!. I've had a long stressful week at work and need a laugh! Just make sure it's CLEAN and not offensive! Best answer gets 10 points :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
k here's one!: no offense to anyone who's blonde! :]
A dumb blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here to help me, i ave a killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to get it started!. her boyfriends asks "what is it supposed to look like when it's finished!?" the blonde says "according to the picture on the box it's supposed to look like a rooster!. her boyfriend decides to over and help her with the puzzle!.she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out on the table!. he studies the pieces for a moment , and looks at the box, then he turns to her and says " first of all, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then "he said with a deep sigh, !. !.!. !. !. !. !.!.
"LET'S PUT THE CORN FLAKES BACK IN THE BOX"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A dumb blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here to help me, i ave a killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to get it started!. her boyfriends asks "what is it supposed to look like when it's finished!?" the blonde says "according to the picture on the box it's supposed to look like a rooster!. her boyfriend decides to over and help her with the puzzle!.she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out on the table!. he studies the pieces for a moment , and looks at the box, then he turns to her and says " first of all, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then "he said with a deep sigh, !. !.!. !. !. !. !.!.
"LET'S PUT THE CORN FLAKES BACK IN THE BOX"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo!. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country!.
They drove around for hours, and it soon became late!. The driver was getting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open!.
Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and the two men heard a terrible scream!.
The limo driver stopped the car immediately to see what had happened!. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate!.
"What happened!?!" asked Bill!.
"I ran over a pig," replied his driver!.
Bill Clinton looked horrified!.
"Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did!. That pig could have been theirs!."
So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door!.
Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a-half hours!.
Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car!. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been!.
"Do you know how long you've been gone!?! What happened up there!?" he asked!.
The limo driver, happily confused, replied, "Those people up there threw me a huge party!."
Bill Clinton, confused himself, asked, "What!? Why!?"
The limo driver started up his car and answered, "I told them I was driving Bill Clinton around, and I ran over the pig!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
They drove around for hours, and it soon became late!. The driver was getting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open!.
Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and the two men heard a terrible scream!.
The limo driver stopped the car immediately to see what had happened!. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate!.
"What happened!?!" asked Bill!.
"I ran over a pig," replied his driver!.
Bill Clinton looked horrified!.
"Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did!. That pig could have been theirs!."
So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door!.
Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a-half hours!.
Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car!. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been!.
"Do you know how long you've been gone!?! What happened up there!?" he asked!.
The limo driver, happily confused, replied, "Those people up there threw me a huge party!."
Bill Clinton, confused himself, asked, "What!? Why!?"
The limo driver started up his car and answered, "I told them I was driving Bill Clinton around, and I ran over the pig!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
so a scientist was testing on a frog!. He said frog jump, the frog jumped 4 feet into the air!. The scientist marked in his journal, 4 legs 4 feet!. The scientist then cut off a leg of the frog and said, Frog jump, the frog jumped 3 feet into the air!. The scientist marked in his journal, 3 legs 3 feet!. He then cut another leg of the frog and said Frog Jump!. The frog jumped 2 feet in the air The scientist marked in his journal, 2 legs 2 feet!. He cut yet another leg of the frog, said frog jump, the frong jumped 1 foot, and the scientist marked it in his journal!. Finally, the scientist cut the last leg of the frog and said "Frog, jump!." it didnt!. "FROG JUMP" so the scientist wrote in his journal, 0 legs, frog turns deaf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so a nun walks into a bar and sees a guy drinkin!.!.!.!.
nun: thats horrible stop that!
guy: hey lady im just enjoying my break
nun: that is so bad for u
guy: have a sip
nun: never!
guy: if i put it in this teacup will u drink it!?
the nun reluctantly agrees
the guy walks up to the bar tender and says!.!.!.!.
another beer for me and a triple vodka on the rocks!. hey could u put the vodka in this teacup!?
bartender: oh no its not that nun again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nun: thats horrible stop that!
guy: hey lady im just enjoying my break
nun: that is so bad for u
guy: have a sip
nun: never!
guy: if i put it in this teacup will u drink it!?
the nun reluctantly agrees
the guy walks up to the bar tender and says!.!.!.!.
another beer for me and a triple vodka on the rocks!. hey could u put the vodka in this teacup!?
bartender: oh no its not that nun again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its early in the morning at a milltary camp!. the leader person (IDK!!!) was calling names!.
"Jones!"
"Here!"
"Carson!"
"Here!"
"Jonas!"
"Here!"
"Seeback!"
No one replied!. He was getting mad!.
"SEEBACK!"
Someone came up and whispered in his ear!. Then he turned the page and yelled the rest of the other names!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Jones!"
"Here!"
"Carson!"
"Here!"
"Jonas!"
"Here!"
"Seeback!"
No one replied!. He was getting mad!.
"SEEBACK!"
Someone came up and whispered in his ear!. Then he turned the page and yelled the rest of the other names!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was a french person a brit and a new yorker they were in a plane crash and cannibales found them and asked the french man how he wanted to die he said by gun so he died they axed the brit how he wanted to die he said by sord so he died finaly they asked the new yorker how he wanted to die he said by fork and he stabbed al the cannibales and ran awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay here's one, i heard recently!.!.
A bear and a bunny taking a **** in the woods!.
The bear then turns to the bunny and asks:
"Does it bother you when the sh** sticks to your fur!?"
And the bunny says: "No"
So, the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his a** with it!.
haha! It was so random!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bear and a bunny taking a **** in the woods!.
The bear then turns to the bunny and asks:
"Does it bother you when the sh** sticks to your fur!?"
And the bunny says: "No"
So, the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his a** with it!.
haha! It was so random!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the monkey fall out the tree
because it was deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
because it was deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whos there
bologna
bolagna who
bolagna you laughing
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that made no senceWww@Enter-QA@Com
whos there
bologna
bolagna who
bolagna you laughing
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that made no senceWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a dog with no legs!?
anything you want to,he won't come to you noway!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
anything you want to,he won't come to you noway!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com