Best blonde joke gets 10 points?!
Question: Best blonde joke gets 10 points!?
whoever gets the best blonde joke gets 10 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i love these blonde jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have one joke on them to share, i like this the most!!!!!!!!!
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke 2
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An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office!. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood!. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep!."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications!. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream!. A few of these and your trouble will be over!."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything!. Let's give it a shot!."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever!. "Doc, your plan is no good!. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head!. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
joke 3
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A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have one joke on them to share, i like this the most!!!!!!!!!
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke 2
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An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office!. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood!. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep!."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications!. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream!. A few of these and your trouble will be over!."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything!. Let's give it a shot!."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever!. "Doc, your plan is no good!. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head!. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
joke 3
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A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde dangling from a cliff!. A magical genie suddenly arrived and said that they'd land in whatever the next word they said was!. The redhead let go of the cliff and screamed PILLOWS!, and she landed in a bunch of pillows!. The brunette let go of the cliff and screamed MONEY!, and landed in a huge pile of money!. The blonde let go of the cliff, and hit her forehead on a rock and screamed Crap!, and landed in a pile of crap!. :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three blondes were in a bar and each time the bartender served them drinks, they toasted each other saying, "67 days!"
Finally, the curious bartender asked them what they were celebrating!.
One blonde said, "We're celebrating because we put together a jigsaw puzzle and it only took us 67 days, even though the box said 2-4 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally, the curious bartender asked them what they were celebrating!.
One blonde said, "We're celebrating because we put together a jigsaw puzzle and it only took us 67 days, even though the box said 2-4 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T!.V!. please!. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes!. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black!. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T!.V!. please!. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes!. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde!? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T!.V!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded in a boat 20 miles away from shore!. The redhead said, "We've been out here for hours! I'm going to swim to shore and try to get some help!." So the redhead started swimming!. She swam 5 miles, then 10 miles, but unfortunatley got too tired and drowned!.
About an hour to two hours later, the brunette said, "She's been gone too long! I'll swim to shore and get help!!' So the brunette started swimming!. She swam 5 miles, then 10 miles, then 15 miles, but got entirely too tired, and drowned at sea!.!.
A couple of hours later, the blond impatiently stated, "They have been gone so long! I will swim to shore and get help for myself!" So the blond started swimming!.!. She swam for 5 miles, 10 miles, 15 miles, 16 miles, 17 miles!.!. But then got really tired and said, "Woo! That was tiring!." And she turned around and swam back to the boat!.
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Hope it made you laugh=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
About an hour to two hours later, the brunette said, "She's been gone too long! I'll swim to shore and get help!!' So the brunette started swimming!. She swam 5 miles, then 10 miles, then 15 miles, but got entirely too tired, and drowned at sea!.!.
A couple of hours later, the blond impatiently stated, "They have been gone so long! I will swim to shore and get help for myself!" So the blond started swimming!.!. She swam for 5 miles, 10 miles, 15 miles, 16 miles, 17 miles!.!. But then got really tired and said, "Woo! That was tiring!." And she turned around and swam back to the boat!.
lol
Hope it made you laugh=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay - Ladies,
In a bar setting: What is the mating call of a blonde!?
"WOW, am I drunk!
Now What's the mating call of a Burnett!?
jeez, is that Blond gone yet!?
and why are' most' blonde jokes '1 liners' ;
So the brunettes can understand them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
how does a brunette turn the ligth on in the morning !?
she opens the car door !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a bar setting: What is the mating call of a blonde!?
"WOW, am I drunk!
Now What's the mating call of a Burnett!?
jeez, is that Blond gone yet!?
and why are' most' blonde jokes '1 liners' ;
So the brunettes can understand them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
how does a brunette turn the ligth on in the morning !?
she opens the car door !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com