Irish joke anyone?!
Question: Irish joke anyone!?
Paddy, the Irish labourer goes to his doctor,
"I'm constipated!." he says!.
The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table!."
After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his **** with a baseball bat!.
A loud "CRACK!" is heard, and the doctor sends Paddy to the toilet!.
After coming out of the toilet, Paddy says, "I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future!?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping your **** with cement bags!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm constipated!." he says!.
The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table!."
After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his **** with a baseball bat!.
A loud "CRACK!" is heard, and the doctor sends Paddy to the toilet!.
After coming out of the toilet, Paddy says, "I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future!?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping your **** with cement bags!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahaha!.
But what about this one!?
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train!. After a while, the priest opened the conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork!.!.!. Have you actually ever tasted it!?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth!. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion!."
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation!.
He asked, "Your religion, too!.!.!.I know you're supposed to be celibate!. But!.!.!.!."
The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask!. I have succumbed once or twice!."
There was silence for a while!.
Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
But what about this one!?
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train!. After a while, the priest opened the conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork!.!.!. Have you actually ever tasted it!?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth!. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion!."
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation!.
He asked, "Your religion, too!.!.!.I know you're supposed to be celibate!. But!.!.!.!."
The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask!. I have succumbed once or twice!."
There was silence for a while!.
Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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