A guy was visiting his friend on his friend's farm...?!

And they were sitting on the verandah having a beer, when a pig with a wooden leg walked past!. The visitor asked the farmer, "What's with the wooden leg!?" The farmer said, "That pig is a hero!. Saved my life three times, he has!. A few months ago, the tractor ran me over and i was stuck underneath it, but the pig jumped on and drove it off me!. Two weeks ago I was cornered in a paddock by an angry bull, but the pig jumped the fence and distracted the bull, so I could get out!. And just last week, there was a fire in the house, and the pig ran in and saved all our lives when he dragged us all to safety!. A real legend, that pig"!. "You still haven't answered my question about the wooden leg", reminded the visitor!. The farmer replied, "Yeah, well when you've got a pig as good as that, you don't eat him all at once!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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