The Best Chuck Norris Facts?!
Question: The Best Chuck Norris Facts!?
My favorites are, Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land and Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidingWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ha-ha!! i like urs!! ur smart to make one up!! ;-)
there is no "ctrl" button on chuck norris's computer!. chuck norris is always in control!.
apple pays chuck norris 99cents every time he listens to song!.
chuck norris could only eat one lay's potato chips!.
chuck norris could kill two stones with one bird!.
chuck norris has no doors!. only walls he walks through!.
chuck norris CAN believe its butter!.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size!. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized!.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear!.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states!.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.
Some people wear Superman pajamas!. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!. lol!!
ok last one!.
There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down!.
they are so funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is no "ctrl" button on chuck norris's computer!. chuck norris is always in control!.
apple pays chuck norris 99cents every time he listens to song!.
chuck norris could only eat one lay's potato chips!.
chuck norris could kill two stones with one bird!.
chuck norris has no doors!. only walls he walks through!.
chuck norris CAN believe its butter!.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size!. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized!.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear!.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states!.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.
Some people wear Superman pajamas!. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!. lol!!
ok last one!.
There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down!.
they are so funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't doesn't believe in the Period Tables!.!.!.!.the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise!.
There is no such thing as evolution, only those animals Chuck Norris allows to live!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no such thing as evolution, only those animals Chuck Norris allows to live!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=l8k3uGzgZ!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the earth dosn't orbit the sun
it revolves around chuck norrish
Chuck Norrish knows all , sees all and kicks allWww@Enter-QA@Com
it revolves around chuck norrish
Chuck Norrish knows all , sees all and kicks allWww@Enter-QA@Com
best answer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good girl deserves it!!!
hahaha she turned me into a morning person :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha she turned me into a morning person :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!.
without popping his eyes outWww@Enter-QA@Com
without popping his eyes outWww@Enter-QA@Com