If you enjoy my joke, STAR ME!!!?!
Question: If you enjoy my joke, STAR ME!!!!?
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner!. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, " Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay!."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth!?"
The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right!."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth!?"
The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right!."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lolzorz!. Your jokes rock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either she didn't believe he was gay and thought he was saying her food tastes like penises, or she was actually cooking penises!. It is a little funny, but it doesn't entirely make sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no she wasnt cooking private parts
he complained that her cooking was bad
yet he sucks on privates
which taste much worse
get it now!?!?
btw very funny made me lol=)
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
he complained that her cooking was bad
yet he sucks on privates
which taste much worse
get it now!?!?
btw very funny made me lol=)
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
for the ppl who dont get it, the mom cooks penises!.!.!. and the man is gey!.!.!.!.!.do u get it now!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god!!!!
at first i didnt get it but now i do
lol!!!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah very good!!!!!!!
keep em coming!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
at first i didnt get it but now i do
lol!!!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah very good!!!!!!!
keep em coming!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You gong-heads!.
It means mum doesn't like the taste of penises!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It means mum doesn't like the taste of penises!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really didn't get that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny!
STAR☆Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR☆Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny im gonna Star itWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg i just got it!! ewwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com