What do you think of this little johnny joke??!
Question: What do you think of this little johnny joke!?!?
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times!.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning!. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her!.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times!.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning!. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her!.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ohmygosh that is wrong!.!.!. and funny!.!.!. and wrong!.!.!. and funny!.!.!. u gotta luv it
ha i've been feeling sick all day thx 4 the good laffWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha i've been feeling sick all day thx 4 the good laffWww@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet!.
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'!?"
Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice!. Would you please do my homework for me!?"
The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right!."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you!?"
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too!. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too!."
Very good says the teacher!.
Little Johnny raised his hand, and after being called on said, "Down at our house we make home-brew, drink till twelve, and piss till two!."
"Little Johnny, what does your Daddy do for a living!?", the teacher asked!.
Johnny answered, "My Daddy is a dildo maker and he says my mommy is a test pilot"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'!?"
Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice!. Would you please do my homework for me!?"
The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right!."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you!?"
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too!. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too!."
Very good says the teacher!.
Little Johnny raised his hand, and after being called on said, "Down at our house we make home-brew, drink till twelve, and piss till two!."
"Little Johnny, what does your Daddy do for a living!?", the teacher asked!.
Johnny answered, "My Daddy is a dildo maker and he says my mommy is a test pilot"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yay! You can read other jokes and post them here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard another version where he starts rubbin his mum!. That guy had problems though lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Was he a woman!?!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!!!LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
my name is johnny tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you Fry "Toilet paper"!.!.!.!.!.
Brown it on both sides and throw it in the pot!.!.!.
better Joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brown it on both sides and throw it in the pot!.!.!.
better Joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! i Love it, so funny !.!.!.!.!.!. and wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com