The elves keep stealing my pennies?!


Question: The elves keep stealing my pennies!?
It all started about three weeks ago!.!.!.!.
i needed change so i went into this jar were a ikeep all my small change and i couldnt find any pennies!!!!!!!!!
then i walked by my tree and there were several pennies sitting in the branches!.

I thought there were elves up therebefore makin cookies and what not but this just proves it!. They must have needed the money to fix some of their machinary or buy more dough ingredients or something!.!.!. anyway about a week later i had it filled again but the next morning all the pennies were gone again!!! how can i stop the elves!.!.ive already tried gassin them but it didnt seem to work!. i called an exterminator but for some weird reasn they wouldnt believe me!.!.what can i do!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Dude, I had the same problem about a year ago!.!.!.accept with zebra monkeys!.!.!.!.!.

Lure them out with an ancient Egyptian cereal, yes the breakfast, dance!. This will catch their attention as they decide whether or not you are a leprecon in disguise!. As they vacate the tree, pop in a pair of giant teeth and gnaw, not bite, at it until it falls!. The tree can only be removed through hula dancing!.

Good luck -salutes-Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bear trap!. Put butter baked cookies on the top of it!. Those f*ckin Keebler B*tches will taste the blood and pain they've caused you!. Names' Randy Jones!. here's my cardWww@Enter-QA@Com

buy a camera and tape the tree!.your best hope!.whoever it is,will be caught on tape!.once you know for sure who it is,you are most likely to do a better job at catching them than if you dont even know who they are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How old are you!? It is probably just a sibling playing pranks on you!. If you can, buy a security camera and then you can be certain it's the "elves"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i hate when that f*ckin happens it makes me so crazy

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i love morganWww@Enter-QA@Com

i guess even the elves are feeling the pinch of the economy!. flour went up so maby they need the extra dough!. (no pun intended!Www@Enter-QA@Com

catch one!.!.!.
take a penny
and shove it up their a**
that'll get the message through!

or!.!.!.

shove the elf up your a**
either way works
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OMG! The exact same thing happened to me 6 monthes ago, call the Navy and the Marines! (you'll need em')Www@Enter-QA@Com

!? Elves!

I used to belive in elves, but then I turrened 5!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hdie ur pennies somewhere else!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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dude!.!.!.i thought that said penis!.!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com



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