An attorney?!
Question: An attorney!?
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight!. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed!.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this!? Where have you been!?" And on and on!.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks!.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang!. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all!.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news!. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet!.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said!.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this!? Where have you been!?" And on and on!.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks!.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang!. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all!.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news!. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet!.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said!.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER STOP"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner!. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, " Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay!."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth!?"
The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right!."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth!?"
The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right!."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com