Missing clocks in heaven...?!
Question: Missing clocks in heaven!.!.!.!?
A man dies and goes to heaven, meets St Peter at the pearly gates!. St Peter welcomes the man and tells him he will give him a guided tour!.
After about an hour, they reach a wide corridor that seems to go on to infinity, with large analogue type clocks ticking and whirring away and with a different persons name underneath each one!. What the man also notices is that some of the clocks hands appear to be going forwards faster than others!. St Peter explains that this is the "grand corridor of stupidity" and each clock represents a person alive!. Every time a living person is stupid it gets registered by their clock and the large hand turns a notch!.
They continued their walk down the corridor until the man notices that two of the clocks are missing, one belonging to George W Bush and one for Gordon Brown!. Wondering, the man asks St Peter where they are!.!.!.!.
"Those clocks!?" asks St Peter, "the air conditioning broke down in the kitchen so we puth them in there"Www@Enter-QA@Com
After about an hour, they reach a wide corridor that seems to go on to infinity, with large analogue type clocks ticking and whirring away and with a different persons name underneath each one!. What the man also notices is that some of the clocks hands appear to be going forwards faster than others!. St Peter explains that this is the "grand corridor of stupidity" and each clock represents a person alive!. Every time a living person is stupid it gets registered by their clock and the large hand turns a notch!.
They continued their walk down the corridor until the man notices that two of the clocks are missing, one belonging to George W Bush and one for Gordon Brown!. Wondering, the man asks St Peter where they are!.!.!.!.
"Those clocks!?" asks St Peter, "the air conditioning broke down in the kitchen so we puth them in there"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ooh i get it cuz George n Gordon r stupid so theirs is goin extra fast!. So its makin air!. cool jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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