A couple of Little Johnny's for you?!


Question: A couple of Little Johnny's for you!?
One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"

"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered!.

"Good, Jane!." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else!?"!. "How about a lollipop!" said Steven!.

"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said!. Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"!.

The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer!. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp!?"

Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp honey, I wanna suck!."

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Little Johnny and Jane are playing in a sandbox!. Little Johnny has to go to take a pee but he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public!.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say Jane to excuse himself!. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table!. So he turns to Jane and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose!." And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom!.

When he comes back Jane looks up at him and asks, "Did you powder your nose!?"

"Yes" said Little Johnny stepping back into the sandbox!.

"Well then" says Jane, "You'd better close your compact because your lipstick is hanging out!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL! i think they are the best little johnny jokes i have heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

these jokes are also funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i love little johnny jokes lol hahaha xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha they're funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ahWww@Enter-QA@Com

first one good second one is brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol :))) the 2nd one is the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love these!Www@Enter-QA@Com

2nd one is best!!!!!!!!!!! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol i think the first one is funnier, what kind of teacher asks that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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