Another good one!???!
Question: Another good one!!?!?!?
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line!. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them!. How many are left!?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss"!.
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why!?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away"!.
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four!. But I like your thinking!."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one!?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies!. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth!. Which one is married!?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err!.!.!. I suppose it was the last one!."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring!. But I like your thinking!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny:- "None Miss"!.
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why!?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away"!.
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four!. But I like your thinking!."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one!?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies!. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth!. Which one is married!?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err!.!.!. I suppose it was the last one!."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring!. But I like your thinking!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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hahahhahahahahaha that was hilarious!. any more!? i have this one:
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese!.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them!.
It's either my mum or my dad!.
Or my older brother Colin!.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu!.
But I think it's Colin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese!.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them!.
It's either my mum or my dad!.
Or my older brother Colin!.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu!.
But I think it's Colin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would laugh at your glib attempt at humor if it were not for the gag reflex at the mere thought of your "joke"!. Any suggestion of inspired mirth is profered by moronic armchaired nonscondrulers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i actually laughed out loud!
FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha little johnny jokes are always goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA!! I saw that in a video once, but nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah funny stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
hah!
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, that is a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL best joke of the night!.!.!.!.cheered me up!.!.thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com