Want an easy ten points? All you have to do is jot something down to make me lau!


Question: Want an easy ten points!? All you have to do is jot something down to make me laugh!.!?
I think the title says it all!.

Good luck :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
What did one saggin' boob say to the other!?
We better perk up or they're gonna think we're nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some chuck norris jokes!!!

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

* There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.

*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.

* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.

* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.

* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building!.
Siegfried: No there's not!.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes!?
Siegfried: No!.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun!?

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip!.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet!. Water gets Chuck Norris!.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.

A picture is worth a thousand words!. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words!.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much!. Chuck Norris throws down!

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results!. It just doesn't happen!.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***!.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol!.

when chuck norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for michael jackson, and is disappointed when he doesnt find him!.

chuck norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days!.

chuck norris's most deadly art is face painting!.

chuck norris has 2 speeds: hard and harder!. he uses these when making love to other men!.

chuck norris's blood can cure cancer!. too bad he has AIDS!.

chuck norris once became popular for no reason at all!.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table!. He only recognizes the element of surpriseWww@Enter-QA@Com

a man is in the hospital for diaherra for 3 hours he was constipated he said "theres no point of me getting up and laying back down if i dont go!." so he didnt go!.he sh*t all in his bedsheets!.he was embarrassed so he grabbed his sheets full of poop and threw it out the window!.at the bottom there was a bum and the bedroom sheets landed on him!.he started running around hitting and swearing!.after he got the sheet of his head the hospital guard was laughing and said ''what just happened'' the bum said ''i think i just beat the sh*t out of a ghostWww@Enter-QA@Com

A man and woman attend church every Sunday, however the man always falls asleep!. So one day the woman decides to bring a giant pin to poke her husband with whenever he falls asleep!.

So they are sitting in church and the man is just falling asleep!. So his wife pokes him with the pin just as the priest says 'Who is our lord and savior!?' The man jumps up and yells 'JESUS CHRIST!' The priest compliments him for being so enthusiastic and the man sits down rather embarrassed!.

Later on when the man is falling asleep, his wife pokes him again as the priest asks 'And who created the universe and the life within it!?' as the man jumps up and yells 'GOOD GOD!' Once again the priest compliments him and he sits down!.

Later he starts to fall asleep and is once again poked as the priest asks 'What did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child!?' and the man jumps up and yells 'IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

heres a couple

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese!.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them!.
It's either my mum or my dad!.
Or my older brother Colin!.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu!.
But I think it's Colin!.

Be strong honey!?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed!.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong, honey!. I love you too!!"

i hope i get the points ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com

I PROMISE you you'll laugh!. Just try it!.

Walk up to a mirror!. Any mirror will do!. Then poke your tongue out at yourself, and while your tongue is out, say:
"POOP, POOP, POOP, I REALLY NEED TO POO
PEE, PEE, PEE, I REALLY NEED TO PEE,
POOPY POOPY POOP
PISS PISS PISS
I LIKE POOPING
BUT PISSING IS THE BEST"
Sounds weird and deranged but it really does make you laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why was this naked guy running fast round a pillar!?
In order to sxxxx himself!.

Why the newly married couple adopt a child!?
They were so very impatient!.

Why did the man working in the condom factory punching holes in them!?
To take revenge on the society!.

Whoa! I did it!. Jotted down something that is!.
Warning; It ain't much to spill your guts out!. But that is what you promised remember!?

Have a good day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

How about this!? :D

http://black-green!.com/burrito!.jpg

~The Otaku Twins~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heres a quick laugh!.!.!.

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=tYv7EhBve!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

there was a turd and an apple floating down the river!. the turd looks over at the apple and says dont think your so cool, i used to be an apple onceWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why is diahhrea hereditary!?

Because it runs in your genes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I haven't had this much fun since my grandma's titty got stuck in the ringer of the washing machine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com

i went to mcdonalds and ordered a large frie and the lady said do you want fries with that =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard someone in a movie I was watching yesterday say that all balls itch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

something down to make me laugh!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call two ducks having a sixty-niner!?


Sticky beaks!.

SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com

What did the catfish say to the bass!? bloooooooooooopppppppp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'd hate to drown
but, i wouldn't if i was really really thirstyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i opened the door and then i walked intoWww@Enter-QA@Com

why did the monkey fall out of the tree!?

because it was dead!.

hehe:0)Www@Enter-QA@Com

just think!.!.!.poop!
say it in the mirror ! its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow u all suck a rse at being funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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