Is this beautiful?!
Question: Is this beautiful!?
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice correctly!.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it"
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher!.
She then called on little Michael!. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautiful!."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on Little Johnny!.
He said, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it"
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher!.
She then called on little Michael!. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautiful!."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on Little Johnny!.
He said, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS !!!
I was just about to go to sleep when I saw your question!
What a beautiful way to end a beautiful day !!!
Thanks (star-worthy!)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was just about to go to sleep when I saw your question!
What a beautiful way to end a beautiful day !!!
Thanks (star-worthy!)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On the question of grammar, to be pedantic, the banquet would have turned out "beautifully", but hey WTF I liked the joke!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah sir jeph you never dissapoint your jokes always make me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA!!! This joke made me laugh-actually, all your jokes make me laugh!! lol NIce one Sir Jeph and a star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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