Winner gets 10 points..?!
Question: Winner gets 10 points!.!.!?
whoever can write the funniest thing that has ever happened to them they get 10 points!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I was on holidays with my grandma and my 20 year old cousin!. We had pasta meat and veges for tea and I had enough and my grandma old me to eat more and my cousin who was sitting next to me said "Just spread it around so it looks like you've been eating it"!. We were in hysterics!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one day i was with my friend and i went into the bathroom to get her shampoo out of the shower so she could pack it in her bag because she was spending the night with me, i didn't turn the light on, i didn't think i needed it, i could see from a little light in the hallway but i thought the shower was farther and so i walked right into the glass down and banged my head REALLY load and fell on the floor!
it was soo funny
but it hurt really bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was soo funny
but it hurt really bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was at a boys school for choir and some guys were walking past me!. I was looking at them and walking at the same time and then I turned to look in front of me and I walked straight into a pole! Me and my friends had a fit of laughter and the guys, my singing teacher and most of the choir all watched in amusement!. It was very embarrassing but funny and I fell straight onto the ground!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was driving down the 100km freeway in peak hour traffic with 2 lanes!. Anyway, i had picked up my two kids from childcare and was heading home doing around 110kms when suddenly this hairy freakin' hunstman popped out from under the passenger side dash vent!. Being a true arachnophobic, i FREAKED OUT HARD!.
I swerved to the right with my *** off the seat and left leg on the seat and the right foot on the brake with my left hand pulling the park brake!. I eventually stopped on the nature strip with the nose of the car on the strip and half the *** sticking out in the right lane as i couldn't stop properly cos the huntsman was making his way to the steering wheel and i had already jumped to the back seat ontop of my son lol!. I saw that my daughter already flew out onto the naturestrip!. A few inches more i wouldve hit the fence separating me from the on-coming traffic!.
The spider was like coming after me man!. He went around the dash and came onto the front door so before he reached the back door, i threw my son out onto the nature strip too and before i could get out, the spider reached the back door!. I WAS DOOMED lol!.
He was staring at me bad like he was gonna eat me!. But then i grabbed a large tissue box and aimed at him downwards so if i hit him, he can fall outside!. LMAO he fell INSIDE and i jumped over it and landed on my *** on the naturestrip!. Oncoming traffic were looking at me like i was a nut but when i starting doing the "omg, omg, omg" actions, they realised something happened!. I called hubby in that traffic and told him i wasnt getting bk in the car and to bring me my other car!. Obviously in dat traffic, i waited for 1hour and when he arrived, pissed himself laughing!. I did not drive that car again for a month till he proved to me it was dead!. It was scary at the time, but pretty hilarious now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I swerved to the right with my *** off the seat and left leg on the seat and the right foot on the brake with my left hand pulling the park brake!. I eventually stopped on the nature strip with the nose of the car on the strip and half the *** sticking out in the right lane as i couldn't stop properly cos the huntsman was making his way to the steering wheel and i had already jumped to the back seat ontop of my son lol!. I saw that my daughter already flew out onto the naturestrip!. A few inches more i wouldve hit the fence separating me from the on-coming traffic!.
The spider was like coming after me man!. He went around the dash and came onto the front door so before he reached the back door, i threw my son out onto the nature strip too and before i could get out, the spider reached the back door!. I WAS DOOMED lol!.
He was staring at me bad like he was gonna eat me!. But then i grabbed a large tissue box and aimed at him downwards so if i hit him, he can fall outside!. LMAO he fell INSIDE and i jumped over it and landed on my *** on the naturestrip!. Oncoming traffic were looking at me like i was a nut but when i starting doing the "omg, omg, omg" actions, they realised something happened!. I called hubby in that traffic and told him i wasnt getting bk in the car and to bring me my other car!. Obviously in dat traffic, i waited for 1hour and when he arrived, pissed himself laughing!. I did not drive that car again for a month till he proved to me it was dead!. It was scary at the time, but pretty hilarious now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, yesterday i got pulled over by a cop because i was swerving all over the road!.
he thought i was drunk and i had to take a breathalizer!.
i passed of course, because i hadnt had ANYTHING to drink!.
it was pretty embarrasing to admit that the reason i was all over the road was because i was laughing so hard with my friends lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he thought i was drunk and i had to take a breathalizer!.
i passed of course, because i hadnt had ANYTHING to drink!.
it was pretty embarrasing to admit that the reason i was all over the road was because i was laughing so hard with my friends lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I recently moved to a new house, and from my backyard there is a door leading to the kitchen, and i alwas forget there is a wall there and the other day a rand in the house and slammed into the wall!.(it hurt lol)
Then a few months ago i was outside showing my family a new yoyo trick i learned!. it stared off okay but when i swung it around and tried to catch it, it smacked me in the face!. hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then a few months ago i was outside showing my family a new yoyo trick i learned!. it stared off okay but when i swung it around and tried to catch it, it smacked me in the face!. hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is an ongoing event for me!. You see I'm not the most graceful person infact I have no grace whatsoever!. Have you ever fallen down a lot of stairs!.!.!.Have you eve rmade a bunch of people fall down a lot of stairs!. My school is very big (I go to the Boston Latin School) and iit has many kids and three main floors so thats three flights of stairs with multiple stops n some floors to get to other part of the building!. Well I was coming from histury class and I was walking with one of my friends and I kind of trpped and may have brought about 50 students down three flights of stairs with me!.!.!.that was just the first ppart of that day!. Later I tripped going up the stairs( yes I said going up the stairs and I may have brought my friend down a flight of stairs with me and he might have broken his arm!.!.!.ooopps!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was getting out of the car with my backpack on!. I
didn't pay attention to the fact that the straps had grabbed onto the seat I did not realize that the straps had caught onto the hand rest!. I jump out on was hanging in the car by the shoulders, I was too far out to be able to get back in, so i kinda just dangled there for a minute until my mother came on my side to let me looseWww@Enter-QA@Com
didn't pay attention to the fact that the straps had grabbed onto the seat I did not realize that the straps had caught onto the hand rest!. I jump out on was hanging in the car by the shoulders, I was too far out to be able to get back in, so i kinda just dangled there for a minute until my mother came on my side to let me looseWww@Enter-QA@Com
My mom told me this story!. it happened when i was 4!.
One day after taking a shower (the maid helped me), she told me to wait at the bathroom, while she go & take a towel!. I took the opportunity to sneek out of my house buck naked!. It took my parents nearly 30mins to find out where I was!.!.!.!.!.I was outside, picking pebbles at the driveway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day after taking a shower (the maid helped me), she told me to wait at the bathroom, while she go & take a towel!. I took the opportunity to sneek out of my house buck naked!. It took my parents nearly 30mins to find out where I was!.!.!.!.!.I was outside, picking pebbles at the driveway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know the first part of this is funny but the second part isn't OK When I was maybe 9 or 10 I was helping my dad dig a hole and for some reason I thought that it would be a good idea to jump on the digging part of the shovel and when I did that the handle came up and hit me in the face hard, end of funny part!. Amazingly enough even though I had split my lip all the way through I didn't knock out any teeth and I don't even have a scar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend and i were at the pool and there was a oulple making kissy faces across the way so naturaly we had to intervene i put a pair of tights over my head goggles over THAT and a foam duck hat on top of that ( you know those foam visors!? well mine had a bizarre looking duck on it) we quietly got out of the pool and inched closer and closer to them while breathing loudly and staring at them with out blinking (i looked like a retarded elephant) we were seated so if they wanted to see us they would have to look up and thye were looking at each other so they didn't then when we were both an inch away from their feet they FELT our breath tickling the soles of thier feet and there wer were looking really freakish!.!.!.the girl screamed and the guy cursed quite fluently then we stood up and darted away as they packed up(they were too creeped to stay) we came out and yelled thank you houston!!!!! then another old guy came down and started doing laps (he ws like 85) and i had my ipd so we both put one bud in our ear then i hid my ipod in my shorts and we started singing "girlfriend " with our own choriography!.!.!.but he knew we were joking so he just laughed at us!.!.!.it was a really funny dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
i tripped on my backpack in the cafeteria a long time ago!.!.!.and my face landed in the plate of leftover spaghetti!.
i have also fell down and entire flight of stairs, and up the stairs, and in the elevator all at school in 1 week!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have also fell down and entire flight of stairs, and up the stairs, and in the elevator all at school in 1 week!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was sticking my head out of the second
floor of my house my uncle came from work
so I took a poop in a bag and threw it on his head
bullzie(LOL)I was grounded for a week(LOL)Www@Enter-QA@Com
floor of my house my uncle came from work
so I took a poop in a bag and threw it on his head
bullzie(LOL)I was grounded for a week(LOL)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was talkin with the guy i had a crush on and didn't look where i was going and BAM i hit my face on the wall!.!.!.the guy was crackin up and i felt so embarassedWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 years ago pulled me over i got worried cuz i wasnt speeding i had my two kids in da car, hthen asked me if iwas married i told him i was!. he then took hs top of and danced i got sooo embarrasedWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was skipping down the hall at school to meet up with my friends because the bell just rang!.!.!.!.well i singing walk it out nd i tripped nd fell on my butt!.!.!.!.it was funny all my friends laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest thing that has happened to me in the last few day was sitting here at the computer reading all the quesions that ppl come up with!.!.!.!.
only kiddingWww@Enter-QA@Com
only kiddingWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and my friends were kidding around and i hopped on the swing!. I wasn't paying attention and got dumped on the ground headfirst!. that day i sprained my wrist!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was on a waterslide with my little sister and as we were going down she yelled "I LOOOOVE CHEEEEEEESE!" enough, Even though it wasn't her first word, it was her first sentence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I literally ran in to a brick wall when i was 4yrs old!.!.!.wasn't funny then kinda hurt lol but now it isWww@Enter-QA@Com