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Question: More jokes!.!.!.im on a roll, thanks 4 d stars, keep em coming!.!.!.!?
A guy and a girl get on an elevator in a hospital!. The guy hits three and asks the girl, “Which floor!?” To which she replies, “Four, please!.” Making conversation, the girl says, “I’m here to give blood!. What are you here for!?” The guy says, “I’m actually here to donate sperm!. They give me P4,000 for it!.” “That’s unfair! I only get P500 for giving plasma!” she says!. They get off the elevators on their respective floors!. The next week, the same guy gets on the elevator to donate sperm once more!. Lo and behold, the girl he met last week is there again!. “Nice to see you again!. So, which floor, miss!?” “Mmmmph!” she says holding up three fingers!.


A man who just got his salary decides to buy a new scope for his rifle!. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope!. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good you can see my house far away up on that hill!.” The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing!. “What’s so funny!?” asks the clerk!. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in your house,” the man replies!. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house!. Then he gives the man two bullets!. “I’ll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s p e nis off!.” The man takes another look through the scope and says: “You know what!? I think I can do it in one shot!.”


Every day a male co-worker walked up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, took a big breath of air and told her that her hair smelled nice!. After a week of it, she couldn’t stand it anymore and complained to a supervisor in the personnel department stating her wish to write a sexual harassment grievance against him!. The Human Resources supervisor, puzzled by her decision, asked, “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice!?” “It’s Raymond, the midget!.”


A city lawyer went duck hunting in a rural town!. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s paddock on the other side of a

fence!. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing!. The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it!.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here!.” “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don’t let me get that duck I’ll sue you and take everything you own,”

boasted the lawyer!. The old farmer smiled!. “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things up here!. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule!.” “What’s that!?” the lawyer asked!. “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up!.” The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger!. So he agreed!. The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees!. His second kick nearly ripped the man’s nose off his face!. The third kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits!. The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot—now it’s my turn!.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up!. You can have the duck!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
nice add on!.!.!. hahaha she must really need the money!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The last one was absolutely brilliant!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol the only one i liked was the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

always a good timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

All of them were great!!! Star for u!. But I just don't really get the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get the first one!.!.!. but the other ones are good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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