What's the best joke you have ever heard?? Nothing too dirty please!!?!
Question: What's the best joke you have ever heard!?!? Nothing too dirty please!!!?
Silly example:
You can lead a guitar to water, but you can't tune-a-fish!.
Q: What's a guys idea of safe sex!?
A: A padded headboard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can lead a guitar to water, but you can't tune-a-fish!.
Q: What's a guys idea of safe sex!?
A: A padded headboard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb!. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach!. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying!. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying!. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it!.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving!. Next he came to a little girl who was crying!. He stopped and asked why she was crying!. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it!. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving!. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny!. She said that she farted and blew up a building!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, Michael Jackson, a pilot, a normal dude and 7 kids are on a plane!.
The pilot yells "the planes going down, grab the kids and lets get out of here"
The normal dude says "screw the kids, lets just get ourselves out of here"
and michael jackson screamed "Theres not enough time!"
i learned that from a kid my age during the michael jackson trial!. everyone i tell it too laughs!. its all in the delvery of how you scream the michael jackson part!. be clear in the story though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pilot yells "the planes going down, grab the kids and lets get out of here"
The normal dude says "screw the kids, lets just get ourselves out of here"
and michael jackson screamed "Theres not enough time!"
i learned that from a kid my age during the michael jackson trial!. everyone i tell it too laughs!. its all in the delvery of how you scream the michael jackson part!. be clear in the story though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
George W Bush is having a conversation on the phone with some former presidents!. president bush asks george washingthon, how can i be a better president to make the country better!? george washinghton says dont lie!. george bush says its too late to do that then he calls thomas jefferson and asks how can i make the country better!? jefferson says learn to read or write president bush says its too late for that let me call abraham lincholn!. when president bush called abraham licholn he asked how can i make the countrey better!? Aberaham Lincholn says yea, go to a theatere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well it's a shut down joke!.
Guy:Hey babe how do you like your eggs in the morning!?
Girl: Unfertilized!. -walks away-Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guy:Hey babe how do you like your eggs in the morning!?
Girl: Unfertilized!. -walks away-Www@Enter-QA@Com
I BEIN FROM IRELAND HAVE COPPED THIS ONE ON MY TRAVELS ALOT!.!.!.Q: WHY DID THE IRISH GUY WEAR 2 CONDOMS!? A: TO BE SURE TO BE SURE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.woops sorry my caps were locked lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll go with a classic
"this is a gala day
"and a gal a day ought to be enough for any man"
Groucho Marx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"this is a gala day
"and a gal a day ought to be enough for any man"
Groucho Marx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back!?
"Weeeeeee!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Weeeeeee!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com