A diet for the stressed women ???!


Question: A diet for the stressed women !?!?!?
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Tim Tam

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Tim Tams from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Woolworth's cheesecake (eaten directly from the
freezer)




Dr!. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started!.


So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle
of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum
scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates!.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahaha, thats the diet im on!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love the ending of this, drunker and drunker, brilliantly done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice ending to a good story lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

she got CRUNK!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

i fel u man err womn!. ow drank r u !? i m not!. shaem on u! u drank!. i m not dunk, bt wWww@Enter-QA@Com



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