Is this joke nasty or funny???!
Question: Is this joke nasty or funny!?!?!?
A little girl was walking along a beach in California when
she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper
covering his genitals!.
The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister!?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!"
The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep!.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain!.
"Where the hell am I!?"
A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency
help, so we rushed you right over!."
"Well, what the hell happened to me!?"
"We don't know, son!. Do you remember anything unusual happening
to you today!?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just
before I fell asleep!."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was
still there, and she was!. The person said, "Do you know what happened
to that nice man you saw here earlier!?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little
bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me!. So, I wrung its neck,
broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper
covering his genitals!.
The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister!?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!"
The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep!.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain!.
"Where the hell am I!?"
A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency
help, so we rushed you right over!."
"Well, what the hell happened to me!?"
"We don't know, son!. Do you remember anything unusual happening
to you today!?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just
before I fell asleep!."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was
still there, and she was!. The person said, "Do you know what happened
to that nice man you saw here earlier!?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little
bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me!. So, I wrung its neck,
broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol, grose and funny you are great at jokes, where do you get them from, or do you make them up!?!? coz they are always hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is a very old dumb joke!. I heard this joke at lest 30 years a go!. Everyone I know has heard it!. To answer your question it's very nasty and dumb so why do we have to hear it again !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats kinda perverted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Tis amusing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hooker who postedWww@Enter-QA@Com
nastyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol its funny but kinda grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very nice, one starWww@Enter-QA@Com
its funny, but sick
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was really dumb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com