Weird and Funny Blonde joke!!!?!
Question: Weird and Funny Blonde joke!!!!?
Linda Brunett, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries!. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head!.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car!. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange!. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour!.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head!. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head!. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head!. When she reached back to findWww@Enter-QA@Com
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car!. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange!. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour!.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head!. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head!. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head!. When she reached back to findWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"tested" on mythbusters!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
?????HAHAHAHA?????
☆☆☆HI-LARIOUS☆☆☆Www@Enter-QA@Com
☆☆☆HI-LARIOUS☆☆☆Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol this sound like it could of really happenedWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry but this is really not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.yah I think I read this somewhere in an article or so!.!.!.and it's still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
did you make that up!? coz its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
A ditzy blonde applied for a job at the Tickle-Me Elmo factory!. Although she wasn't particularly qualified, the manager liked what he saw in her and decided to put her to work anyway!. He started her out at the end of the assembly line where he figured she couldn't do much damage!.
After giving her very specific instructions, he went back to his office to do some paperwork!. He had just sat down to sign a few things when all of a sudden his secretary burst in to tell him that the whole assembly line had been shut down!
He raced out of his office to see what was the matter!. With a growing sense of dread, he looked toward the end of the assembly line!. Sure enough, there was the newly hired blonde surrounded by a huge pile of Elmos!. As the manager watched, she took each little Elmo doll, slit open its crotch, and carefully inserted two large steel ball bearings before sewing the little Elmos up again!.
The manager stormed up to the blonde and demanded to know what in the world was going on!
The blonde smiled and looked up at him!. "I'm doing exactly what you told me to do," she said, handing him a piece of paper!. "See, I even wrote it down!."
The manager took one look at the paper and groaned!. "Maybe I wasn't quite clear," he said!. "What I meant for you to do was give each new Elmo two test tickles!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
After giving her very specific instructions, he went back to his office to do some paperwork!. He had just sat down to sign a few things when all of a sudden his secretary burst in to tell him that the whole assembly line had been shut down!
He raced out of his office to see what was the matter!. With a growing sense of dread, he looked toward the end of the assembly line!. Sure enough, there was the newly hired blonde surrounded by a huge pile of Elmos!. As the manager watched, she took each little Elmo doll, slit open its crotch, and carefully inserted two large steel ball bearings before sewing the little Elmos up again!.
The manager stormed up to the blonde and demanded to know what in the world was going on!
The blonde smiled and looked up at him!. "I'm doing exactly what you told me to do," she said, handing him a piece of paper!. "See, I even wrote it down!."
The manager took one look at the paper and groaned!. "Maybe I wasn't quite clear," he said!. "What I meant for you to do was give each new Elmo two test tickles!"Www@Enter-QA@Com