Does anybody remember the blonde joke that goes something like...?!
Question: Does anybody remember the blonde joke that goes something like!.!.!.!?
One day, a blonde along with three old guys who were sitting in the back seat was speeding, so a cop pulled her over!. He noticed that the old men didn't look so good and he asked the blonde "Are these men going to be alright," and she replys " Yes we just got off of I20!."
As in she thought it said 120 mph!. Is that right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
As in she thought it said 120 mph!. Is that right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
a blonde was driving down the highway with 3 guys in the back seat!. a cop sees her drive by at 27 mph in a 45ph zone so he pulls her over cause he figures a car going slower is jut as dangrous as one speeding!.when he gets upo to the car he notices the 3 men in the back shocked and not moving!. he asks her if she knew how fast she was going and she says yes 27 mph excatly!. and he relizes she was looking at the street sign insted of the speed limit sign!. he tells her and she is embarressed so he lets her off with a warning!. and he says before u go i have to ask what is wrong with the men in the back!? and she says o they will be alright we just got of 127 highwayWww@Enter-QA@Com
The only one like that that I know of is;
A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car!. The officer approached the driver’s door!.
“Is there a problem, officer!?”
“You were speeding!. Can I see your license please!?”
“I’d give it to you but I don’t have one!.”
“You don’t have one!?”
“I lost it four times for drink driving!.”
“I see!. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please!?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that!.”
“Why not!?”
“I stole this car!.”
“Stole it!?”
The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner!.”
At this point the officer is getting stressed!. “You what!?”
“The body is in the trunk!. You can look if you want!.”
The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up!. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car!. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun!.
The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!”
The blonde stepped out of the vehicle!. “Is there a problem, officer!?”
The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please!?”
The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty!.
The officer said, “Is this your car sir!?”
The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers!.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned!.
“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license!.”
The blonde handed a license to the officer!.
The officer examined the license!. He looked quite puzzled!. “Thank you!. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner!.”
The blonde replied, “I bet you that liar told you I was speeding, too!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car!. The officer approached the driver’s door!.
“Is there a problem, officer!?”
“You were speeding!. Can I see your license please!?”
“I’d give it to you but I don’t have one!.”
“You don’t have one!?”
“I lost it four times for drink driving!.”
“I see!. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please!?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that!.”
“Why not!?”
“I stole this car!.”
“Stole it!?”
The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner!.”
At this point the officer is getting stressed!. “You what!?”
“The body is in the trunk!. You can look if you want!.”
The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up!. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car!. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun!.
The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!”
The blonde stepped out of the vehicle!. “Is there a problem, officer!?”
The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please!?”
The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty!.
The officer said, “Is this your car sir!?”
The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers!.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned!.
“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license!.”
The blonde handed a license to the officer!.
The officer examined the license!. He looked quite puzzled!. “Thank you!. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner!.”
The blonde replied, “I bet you that liar told you I was speeding, too!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhh not sure!.!.!.
ever heard this one:
there are two blondes, one on each side of a river!. The one on the right says to the one on the left " how do i get to the other side!?" and the one on the left says "you already are"
teeehhee get it!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ever heard this one:
there are two blondes, one on each side of a river!. The one on the right says to the one on the left " how do i get to the other side!?" and the one on the left says "you already are"
teeehhee get it!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i never heard it but the comma should be after a blonde not before it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com