Joke ~ Is there any justice in this world?!
Question: Joke ~ Is there any justice in this world!?
Ken is a guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs 5 miles every day!.
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body!. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it!. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand EXCEPT for the part sticking out!.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in the world!"
The other little old lady says, "Look at that"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it
When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it
When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it
When I was 40 years old, I asked for it
When I was 50 years old, I paid for it
When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it!.
When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it!.!.!.!.!.
And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body!. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it!. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand EXCEPT for the part sticking out!.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in the world!"
The other little old lady says, "Look at that"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it
When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it
When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it
When I was 40 years old, I asked for it
When I was 50 years old, I paid for it
When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it!.
When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it!.!.!.!.!.
And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The old ones are the best Fidgety!.
Good to see you back!.I'm in need of cheering up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good to see you back!.I'm in need of cheering up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahhahahahahaaa!.!.!.!.!.good one honey!.!.!.I loved it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent one Fidgety!.!!!
10/10 and welcome back!.!!!
Cheers for a laugh!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent one Fidgety!.!!!
10/10 and welcome back!.!!!
Cheers for a laugh!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. Nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pmsl!!! I've missed your jokes, thanks Fidgety!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats was funny i'm gonna have to show this to someoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good i like that lol !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before, but still a great joke =)
Keep it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. I love the Jokes/Riddles section on Y! Answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty cool dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a great joke! I'm giving you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com