Was it the golf ball he was talking about ?!
Question: Was it the golf ball he was talking about !?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck!.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows!. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its
rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" the doctor asks!.
"Well!." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck!.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened!.
"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows!. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its
rear end!. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt!. That's when I made my big mistake!."
"What did you do!?" the doctor asks!.
"Well!." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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When he showed the cows but to the wife, he said it look s like hers!. The wife thought he ment her butWww@Enter-QA@Com
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