Here this. I know this is old but i luv it?!
Question: Here this!. I know this is old but i luv it!?
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida!.!.!.and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet!. Still waiting for the right person!.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President!. But seriously, whatever's available!. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place!.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package!. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle!.
EDUCATION: Yes!.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility!.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth!.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes!.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked!.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any!.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p!.m!., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday!.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS!?: Yes, but they're better suited tWww@Enter-QA@Com
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet!. Still waiting for the right person!.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President!. But seriously, whatever's available!. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place!.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package!. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle!.
EDUCATION: Yes!.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility!.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth!.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes!.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked!.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any!.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p!.m!., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday!.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS!?: Yes, but they're better suited tWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'd have hired himWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehe!.!.!. i had someone at my work apply with a simular resume that said in the skills section he could fly and read mindsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! Pretty funny!.!.!.!.but here in SC you wouldn't get hired with THAT kinda application!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's great :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
you didnt get it allWww@Enter-QA@Com
you didn't get it all it got cut offWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah , it's kinda goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha star 4 u!! so funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com