Here this. I know this is old but i luv it?!


Question: Here this!. I know this is old but i luv it!?
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida!.!.!.and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet!. Still waiting for the right person!.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President!. But seriously, whatever's available!. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place!.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package!. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle!.

EDUCATION: Yes!.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility!.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth!.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes!.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked!.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any!.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p!.m!., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday!.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS!?: Yes, but they're better suited tWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I'd have hired himWww@Enter-QA@Com

hehehehehehehe!.!.!. i had someone at my work apply with a simular resume that said in the skills section he could fly and read mindsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha! Pretty funny!.!.!.!.but here in SC you wouldn't get hired with THAT kinda application!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

that's great :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

you didnt get it allWww@Enter-QA@Com

you didn't get it all it got cut offWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah , it's kinda goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha star 4 u!! so funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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