Have you been watching what you eat lately?!
Question: Have you been watching what you eat lately!?
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival!.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restaurant in the centre of the town!. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects!.
"What's this!?" he asks!.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies!.
"What are cojones!?" the man asks!.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are ze testicles of ze bull who lost at ze arena zis afternoon!."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy!. To his amazement, it is quite delicious!. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again!. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller!.
"What's this!?" he asks the waiter!.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies!.
"No, no, no" the man objects!. "I had cojones YESTERDAY and they were MUCH bigger than these!."
"Ahhhh Senor," the waiter wagging his finger, continued, "Ze bull duss not loose every time!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restaurant in the centre of the town!. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects!.
"What's this!?" he asks!.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies!.
"What are cojones!?" the man asks!.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are ze testicles of ze bull who lost at ze arena zis afternoon!."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy!. To his amazement, it is quite delicious!. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again!. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller!.
"What's this!?" he asks the waiter!.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies!.
"No, no, no" the man objects!. "I had cojones YESTERDAY and they were MUCH bigger than these!."
"Ahhhh Senor," the waiter wagging his finger, continued, "Ze bull duss not loose every time!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Saw that one coming a mile away!. Still funny though!. I love your accent!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaaa!!!!! but actually kind of disturbingWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard that beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is an ok joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh me oh my!. :o lolWww@Enter-QA@Com