A little irish humour!!?!
Question: A little irish humour!!!?
little Irish Catholic humour A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman!."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost!?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together,but then I stopped!."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave!.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that!.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I almost had an affair with another woman!."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost!?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together,but then I stopped!."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave!.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that!.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ohh boy~~~!!!!!! i dint know this!!!~~~~ i was wasting lots of money into the confession box my preists r very rich now!!!!~~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! clever man!!! so he knew that the priest wanted money in the box!!! that is why the priest was looking at him like a hawk to see if he put the money in the box or not!!! well, the priest got a taste of his own money!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The priest just contradicted himself!. he said that rubbin is da same as puttin it in!. So now he wont then to put it in instead of rbbin!. haahaahaahaahaahaahaahWww@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely brilliant, I love it to bits, thanks for a good chuckle!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heheh!.!.!. thats good!. 8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good 8 out 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com