JOKE FO EVERYONE TO READ...(improved)?!
Question: JOKE FO EVERYONE TO READ!.!.!.(improved)!?
ok so like there is this old lady and she stays in a nursing home!. here 2 children (daughter and son) visit her once a while!.
anyways its her birthday and her 2 children say that they will come to take her out for fresh air!. her son comes first but her daughter is late!. her son pushes her in a wheelchair and takes her out for fresh air and her puts her wheelchair next to a bench and he sits down next to her and starts a conversation!.
a few minutes later she kneals forward and her son hesitates and puts a pillow behind her!.
then she kneals to the right ad the son hesitates and puts a pillow on the left!.
then she kneals to the left and her confused son puts a pillow on her right and she screws up her face!.
her daughter then comes with a cheerful face saying ''happy birthday mum!'' and realises her mother is frowning and she asks her mum why!.
''your brother wont let me fart'' she replies sadly!.!.!.!. :(
well its pretty long!. what do you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
anyways its her birthday and her 2 children say that they will come to take her out for fresh air!. her son comes first but her daughter is late!. her son pushes her in a wheelchair and takes her out for fresh air and her puts her wheelchair next to a bench and he sits down next to her and starts a conversation!.
a few minutes later she kneals forward and her son hesitates and puts a pillow behind her!.
then she kneals to the right ad the son hesitates and puts a pillow on the left!.
then she kneals to the left and her confused son puts a pillow on her right and she screws up her face!.
her daughter then comes with a cheerful face saying ''happy birthday mum!'' and realises her mother is frowning and she asks her mum why!.
''your brother wont let me fart'' she replies sadly!.!.!.!. :(
well its pretty long!. what do you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha nice joke!. dis is funny no doubtWww@Enter-QA@Com
It made me laugh a little!.
it could easily be spared of details and be funnier!.
i don't get the part about the kneeling!.
but dude you gotta learn to speak American, and some proper nglish is lacked!.
but it might just be your typing, not sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it could easily be spared of details and be funnier!.
i don't get the part about the kneeling!.
but dude you gotta learn to speak American, and some proper nglish is lacked!.
but it might just be your typing, not sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I never really though jokes that are practically stories all that funnies!.!.!.Randomness is the best way 2 laugh, in my opinion!. xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
bussy old lady its is pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg lol
:) thats so lame it made me giggle like crazy!
good one *Thumbs Up!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) thats so lame it made me giggle like crazy!
good one *Thumbs Up!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
It made me grin but that is all I got out of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its ok i guess, its kind of depressing!.!.!.!.!. kind of!.!.!.!.!. lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
ye its pretty funny
didnt get it at firstWww@Enter-QA@Com
didnt get it at firstWww@Enter-QA@Com
was able to make me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was really funny! I couldn't stop laughing for at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very old joke, and u didnt tell it right!. the version i tell is funnier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it OK i guess, it reminded me of this guy in my class last year he was trying to be funny and ill tell you this, he told a different version and the guys laughed as if it was the funniest joke ever told the girls except for me screwed up their noses and said gross or eww i chucked and slapped him on the back, and asked him were he got he told me it was from some internet sight and that made me chuckle again 'cause he looked half smug and half embarrassed, but i said it was OK i mean what are friends for, your joke would have made me laugh if i hadn't heard it before though its a good joke, sorta!.Www@Enter-QA@Com