What is the funniest text message you have received onyour phone?!


Question: What is the funniest text message you have received onyour phone!?
I had one today that said, "Poice have found a headless female body with a huge gut fat legs and a mouth where her butt should be!. Please text back so I know you are ok "!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Its was from my sisterWww@Enter-QA@Com


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I got one last New years Eve:

"Just in case the networks are busy later, here's a quick message to say Happy Easter from all of us at the Lincolnshire Alzheimers Society and all the best for 1983"

I was in stitches and sent that one on to my other mates!Www@Enter-QA@Com

My aunty text and said that where she lives "someone found a lady dead in her bathtub"!. I thought she was serious! Then she replied "yes, and the bathtub was filled with meusli and milk - It was the result of a serial (cereal) killer"! NOT FUNNY AT THE TIME!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i hate those text forwards so my friend and i used to joke with each other and send fake ones back and forth like "send this to 87 people in the next 4 seconds or you'll turn into a giant turd with nipples for teeth"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok I got this from my friend

The cops said they arrested this person running naked across a road!. I told you, that if you ever needed me to take you home after a one night stand, call my phone! GeezWww@Enter-QA@Com

That one was funny!.
One I had was:
"If I tell you this you're not to tell anyone!. You're the only one I've told so far because you're my friend!. But guess who's due in 5 months!.!.!.!.!.!.



Santa!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I had one that said "Scientist have proven that 100% of lesbians and gays check their text messages with their thumb!.!.!. its too late queer dont try" u get it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Got one in cafe', it said 'BOOOOOO!'
and my mate tapped me on the shoulder'
then I spilt the coffee!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao!!!!!!
That was sooo funny I almost cryed!
Sorry I have nother to compare to that lol!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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