Did you get your donation?!


Question: Did you get your donation!?
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer!.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute!. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity!. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way!?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has
medical bills that are several times her annual income!?"

Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um!.!.!. No!."

"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair!?"

The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident!?" the lawyer! 's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children!?"

The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said
simply, "I had no idea!.!.!."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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