Make me laugh, I need a Tuesday afternoon pick me up? A joke, a comment somethin!
Question: Make me laugh, I need a Tuesday afternoon pick me up!? A joke, a comment something to liven up the day please!!?
Answers:
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the
>> Irish countryside!. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about
>> golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
>> golfing pro is!.
>>
>> 'Top of the mornin' to yer, sir' says the attendant!.'
>> Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle!. As
>> he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground!. 'What
>> are those!?, asks the attendant!. 'They're called tees' replies Tiger!.
>> 'Well, what on the god's earth are dey for!?' inquires the Irishman!.
>> 'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger!.
>> 'Fook me', says the Irishman, 'BMW thinks of everything!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
>> Irish countryside!. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about
>> golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
>> golfing pro is!.
>>
>> 'Top of the mornin' to yer, sir' says the attendant!.'
>> Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle!. As
>> he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground!. 'What
>> are those!?, asks the attendant!. 'They're called tees' replies Tiger!.
>> 'Well, what on the god's earth are dey for!?' inquires the Irishman!.
>> 'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger!.
>> 'Fook me', says the Irishman, 'BMW thinks of everything!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb!. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach!. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying!. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying!. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it!.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving!. Next he came to a little girl who was crying!. He stopped and asked why she was crying!. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it!. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving!. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny!. She said that she farted and blew up a building!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for a bottle of aspirin he told the clerk to charge it to his account for the next week everyday the duck entered the pharmacy and charged something and the owner was getting tired of it finally on the 8 day the duck walked in and wanted a condom the owner gave him a dirty look and said i suppose you want this on your bill too!? the duck said what kind of duck do you think i amWww@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest thing is U have the time 2 B here!. Imagine if U had 2 "work" 4 a living !? lol !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha im sorry i didnt send u any jokes but that one the person gave was HILARIOUS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com