Tell me something funny that will make me laugh?!
Question: Tell me something funny that will make me laugh!?
what's the funniest thing that ever happened to you!?
what's the funniest thing that you've heard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what's the funniest thing that you've heard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Once when I was 10 I was with my 14 year old cousin Megan and my 9 year old sister Katie and We were at my Grandma's house and we got bored so we decided to play hide and seek so my sister started counting and my cousin told me to hide in the bathtub and my grandpa had a stroke and is not able to walk so my grandma was gardening and she hired a man named Norman to keep him company and so I was hiding in the tub and soon I heard the door open and it was NORMAN going to the bathroom so I gasped quietly and tried to be as quiet as possible and outside the door I could hear Megan and Katie cracking up and when he left I waited 10 seconds and the first think Megan said was "Did you see anything!?" and she also told me what happened on there side and they said that my sister found my cousin and my sister asked my cousin if I was in the tub and she said no without thinking and then my sister said " ok good because Norman is in there" and my cousin was like "OH NO"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals!. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test!. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it!.
The CIA goes in!. They place animal informants throughout the forest!. They question all plant and mineral witnesses!. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist!.
The FBI goes in!. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies!. The rabbit had it coming!.
The LAPD goes in!. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The CIA goes in!. They place animal informants throughout the forest!. They question all plant and mineral witnesses!. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist!.
The FBI goes in!. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies!. The rabbit had it coming!.
The LAPD goes in!. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was a kid we had an Irish Setter dog!. One day my aunt, who is mentally hadicapped, was visiting us!. It turns out my aunt had trouble putting on a bra, so she had a velcro-close bra!. Well, my Irish Setter went into her room and somehow got this velcro bra stuck in her fur and then went running around the house with this bra stuck to her! My aunt and I laughed until we almost wet ourselves, it was so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love this joke: Two nuns are driving down a dark road in the middle of the night when suddenly a vampire jumps out into the road!. So the nun driving says to the other nun "sister, show him your cross!" So the other nun rolls down the window and says "Get out of the road vampire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
my lil brother put the tv on fire
my friend has a pic in her phone of her sister falling down 3 flights of stairs (her sister was in mid air lmao)Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend has a pic in her phone of her sister falling down 3 flights of stairs (her sister was in mid air lmao)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mark K said it wrong!. When she says "sister show him your cross" the nun says "get the f,u c,k off the road!!Www@Enter-QA@Com