What is the best joke you have ever heard?!
Question: What is the best joke you have ever heard!?
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Q!. What do call a blonde skeleton in a closet!?
A!. The Hide and Seek World Champion of 1978!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. The Hide and Seek World Champion of 1978!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A nun dies and goes to Heaven!. Saint Peter meets her at the gate and says, "Sister, I'm sure you've led an exemplary life on Earth, but I must ask you a question before I can allow you to pass the pearly gates!."
"What were Eve's first words to Adam!?"
The nun thinks and thinks, but she just can't come up with a good answer!. Finally in frustration she says, "Gee, that's a hard one!"
Saint Peter says, "That's right, you may pass sister!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What were Eve's first words to Adam!?"
The nun thinks and thinks, but she just can't come up with a good answer!. Finally in frustration she says, "Gee, that's a hard one!"
Saint Peter says, "That's right, you may pass sister!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ther was a brunette a red head and a blond and they were about to be executed becuz they were thought to be witches!.!.!.!. the brunette was put in front of the mens with guns and the sargent said READY, AIM, and b4 he said fire the brunet yells TORNADO!!!! every one turned and looked for the tornado but the brunet lied and ran away!.
next was the red head the sargent yelled READY, AIM, and she yelled HURRICANE everyone turned to see wher the hurricane was but she lied and ran away!.
now it was the blonds turn and the sargent yelled READY, AIM, and b4 he could finish the blond yelled FIRE and so the soldiers did they fired and killed the blond!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
next was the red head the sargent yelled READY, AIM, and she yelled HURRICANE everyone turned to see wher the hurricane was but she lied and ran away!.
now it was the blonds turn and the sargent yelled READY, AIM, and b4 he could finish the blond yelled FIRE and so the soldiers did they fired and killed the blond!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom is so fat, when she was lying on the beach sand, Green Peace tried to push her into the ocean!.
your mom is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!.
your mom is so fat, i had to take three planes, two traines, and a bus to get on her "good side"!
lol, i love your mom jokes and blonde ones they're my best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
your mom is so dumb she got hit by a parked car!.
your mom is so fat, i had to take three planes, two traines, and a bus to get on her "good side"!
lol, i love your mom jokes and blonde ones they're my best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't think of a BEST but here's a good one if you have a sense of humor!. (What do you get when you take the S out of SUB and the F out of WAY!?)
There's no F in (effin) way!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's no F in (effin) way!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where do one-legged waitresses work!?
IHOP
Ok, definitely not the best I've ever heard, but it's the only thing I can think of right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
IHOP
Ok, definitely not the best I've ever heard, but it's the only thing I can think of right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a burning house and a lady and her baby was trapped in it!. The firemen were asking the lady to jump into the net , but she refused as it might kill the baby(few months old) So along comes a proffesional goal keeper, he sees what has happened and shouts"Throw me your baby! I'm a proffesional goalkeeper!'" After he finally convinces the lady, she throws down the baby!. The goal keeper dives for it and catches it safely!. The crowd around the buliding started to clap and complement the goal keeper!. Suddenly , the goal keeper takes the baby, bounces it two time on the ground and kicks it 20 metres away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ask me if i am an orange!.
are you an orange!?
no!
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you an orange!?
no!
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!Www@Enter-QA@Com