Watch the signs before taking a seat?!
Question: Watch the signs before taking a seat!?
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus!. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her!. She immediately moved to another seat!.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, She complained to the driver and had the man arrested!.
The case came up in court!. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile!.
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin!.
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself!. "BUT!.!.!.when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, She complained to the driver and had the man arrested!.
The case came up in court!. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile!.
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin!.
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself!. "BUT!.!.!.when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!!!
Love it =-oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love it =-oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
teeheee hahahahhahah goodd oneeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhaha good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that was so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
thnx for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
thnx for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny but why was he arrested for smiling and laughing!? was he black!?!?!? THATS RACIST!Www@Enter-QA@Com
gWww@Enter-QA@Com
man that's funni
gonna tell all ma frends!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
gonna tell all ma frends!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com