What are some dumb blond jokes?!
Question: What are some dumb blond jokes!?
I wanna make a book for my friend for her bday!! Only appropriate jokes though!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
> > > >> > > A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news!. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump!.
The station cuts to a commercial!.
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump!.
Blonde: OK!.
(back to newscast)
He jumps!.
Blonde: OK Here's my $20!.
Brunette: No, that was too easy!. I can't take it!.
Blonde: I insist!. I lost!.
Brunette: I have a confession to make!. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped!. So it wasn't really a good bet!.
Blonde: I know!. I saw the same newscast!. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!.
> A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation!.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room!. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish!. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all
eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money!.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands!.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think!.!.!." and was promptly sucked into the mirror!.
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The station cuts to a commercial!.
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump!.
Blonde: OK!.
(back to newscast)
He jumps!.
Blonde: OK Here's my $20!.
Brunette: No, that was too easy!. I can't take it!.
Blonde: I insist!. I lost!.
Brunette: I have a confession to make!. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped!. So it wasn't really a good bet!.
Blonde: I know!. I saw the same newscast!. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!.
> A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation!.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room!. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish!. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all
eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money!.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands!.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think!.!.!." and was promptly sucked into the mirror!.
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a blond girl, named carley was doing a puzzle and was having a hard time and so she called her boyfriend, james and said, "james i am doing this puzzle but its really hard can you come over and help me!?"
he said, "sure carley but what is it a picture of!?"
she responded, "a tiger"
so then james came over and asked where the puzzle was and she told him in the kitchen so he picks in up and goes, "carly this is a cereal box!.!.!."
get it!?!? its frosted flakes!!! HAHAHAH i like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
he said, "sure carley but what is it a picture of!?"
she responded, "a tiger"
so then james came over and asked where the puzzle was and she told him in the kitchen so he picks in up and goes, "carly this is a cereal box!.!.!."
get it!?!? its frosted flakes!!! HAHAHAH i like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb!. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach!. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying!. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying!. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it!.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving!. Next he came to a little girl who was crying!. He stopped and asked why she was crying!. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it!. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving!. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny!. She said that she farted and blew up a building!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde gets on a horse for the first time with no help and no saddle!. As she rides the horse she starts to fall off her legs slipping off, her head almost hitting the ground!. The horse continues to move as she is falling but!.!.!. before she has time to hit the ground Bobby the Wal-Mart boy sees her and unplugs the horse!.
A ugly red head, a fal brunnet, and a blonde are all standing in front of a mirror and if they lie the mirror will eat them!. So the red head goes up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am so pretty," and the mirror eats her!. Next the brunnet walks up to the mirror and says,"I am the smallest person that there is,' and the mirror eats her too!. Lastly the blonde was up and says,"I think!.!.!." and the mirror eats her!.
A blonde, red head, and a brunnet are all on a desert island with no food!. There is a lake in front of them but they have to swim across it to get food!. The red head says,"I bet that I could go us some food!." She swims 50 meters and drowns!. Next the brunnet says,"I bet that I could go us some food!." She swims 100 meters and drowns!. Next the blonde swims across the water gets a hambuger and swims back!.
A brunnet and a blonde were at a bar watching the news and a man is about to jump off of a building!. The brunnet says,"I bet you $100 that the jumps off the building!." The blonde says,"I bet you $100 that the man doesn't jump off the building!." So of course the man does jump!. The brunnet then says,"I saw the news earlier so I knew that he was going to jump off!." Then the blonde says,"Yeah, I saw that too, I just didn't think that he would do it again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A ugly red head, a fal brunnet, and a blonde are all standing in front of a mirror and if they lie the mirror will eat them!. So the red head goes up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am so pretty," and the mirror eats her!. Next the brunnet walks up to the mirror and says,"I am the smallest person that there is,' and the mirror eats her too!. Lastly the blonde was up and says,"I think!.!.!." and the mirror eats her!.
A blonde, red head, and a brunnet are all on a desert island with no food!. There is a lake in front of them but they have to swim across it to get food!. The red head says,"I bet that I could go us some food!." She swims 50 meters and drowns!. Next the brunnet says,"I bet that I could go us some food!." She swims 100 meters and drowns!. Next the blonde swims across the water gets a hambuger and swims back!.
A brunnet and a blonde were at a bar watching the news and a man is about to jump off of a building!. The brunnet says,"I bet you $100 that the jumps off the building!." The blonde says,"I bet you $100 that the man doesn't jump off the building!." So of course the man does jump!. The brunnet then says,"I saw the news earlier so I knew that he was going to jump off!." Then the blonde says,"Yeah, I saw that too, I just didn't think that he would do it again!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give her a list of inventions to do!.
Like:
~Submarine Screen Door
~Book on how to read
~waterproof towel
~foot pedaled wheelchair
~glow in the dark sun glasses
~solar powered flashlight
~inflatable dart board
~waterproof tea bagsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Like:
~Submarine Screen Door
~Book on how to read
~waterproof towel
~foot pedaled wheelchair
~glow in the dark sun glasses
~solar powered flashlight
~inflatable dart board
~waterproof tea bagsWww@Enter-QA@Com
your friend is blond ,because Your friend is blond!.
there is not "dumb blond jokes" , only blond jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is not "dumb blond jokes" , only blond jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde called 911 come quick she screamed my house is on fire!!!!!! calm down the dispacher said how do we get there!? the blonde replied!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. duh big red truck
did you hear about the!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. o crap i forgot the rest im blonde tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
did you hear about the!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. o crap i forgot the rest im blonde tooWww@Enter-QA@Com