Favorite pickup lines?!
Question: Favorite pickup lines!?
what are some funny ones!?
they can be corny, stupid, classic, or perverted!.
i just want a laugh:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
they can be corny, stupid, classic, or perverted!.
i just want a laugh:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"are you a library book!? cause i'm checkin you out"
guy walks by girl, comes back and says "do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again!?"
"do you have a mirror in your pocket!? because i could see myself in your pants!."
or the similar!.!.
"do you wash your pants with windex!? because i can really see myself in them!."
"why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
ha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
guy walks by girl, comes back and says "do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again!?"
"do you have a mirror in your pocket!? because i could see myself in your pants!."
or the similar!.!.
"do you wash your pants with windex!? because i can really see myself in them!."
"why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
ha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just got these on the email today!.!.!.
Redneck pick up lines
1) Did you fart!?
cuz you blew me away!.
2) Are yer parents retarded!?
cuz ya sure are special!.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea !.
I can ' t hold it in!.
4) Do you have a library card!?
cuz I ' d like to sign you out!.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants!?
cuz I can see myself in em!.
6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I ' d store my nuts in yer hole!.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty ' s only a light switch away!.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT!?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!."
9) I know I ' m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock!.
10) I can ' t find my puppy, can you help me find him!?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room!.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner!.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon!.
and!.!.!.!. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Redneck pick up lines
1) Did you fart!?
cuz you blew me away!.
2) Are yer parents retarded!?
cuz ya sure are special!.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea !.
I can ' t hold it in!.
4) Do you have a library card!?
cuz I ' d like to sign you out!.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants!?
cuz I can see myself in em!.
6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I ' d store my nuts in yer hole!.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty ' s only a light switch away!.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT!?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!."
9) I know I ' m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock!.
10) I can ' t find my puppy, can you help me find him!?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room!.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner!.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon!.
and!.!.!.!. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- Are you a parking ticket!? cause you got fine written all over you!
-My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear!. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fastWww@Enter-QA@Com
-My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear!. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fastWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok this one is a pickup line and than a burn
this is good for a guy at the BAR
Guy: would you like to dance!?
Girl: no
Guy: no what!?
Girl: I don't want to dance
Guy: I didn't ask you if you wanted to dance, I said you look fat in those pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is good for a guy at the BAR
Guy: would you like to dance!?
Girl: no
Guy: no what!?
Girl: I don't want to dance
Guy: I didn't ask you if you wanted to dance, I said you look fat in those pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"your feet must be tired because yyouve been running through my mind all day"
"did it hurt!?" "when you feel from heven because you look like a angel"
"im here now what were your other 2 wishes"
thats all i can think of right now :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"did it hurt!?" "when you feel from heven because you look like a angel"
"im here now what were your other 2 wishes"
thats all i can think of right now :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.If you were my homework, Id be doing you on my desk right now >!.>
Lol!.
My friend replyed to this one guy like
"hey, you got a phone!?"
"!.!.!.No!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.
My friend replyed to this one guy like
"hey, you got a phone!?"
"!.!.!.No!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face cause i think you're cute :D
I don't know if its a pick up line, but i love saying it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know if its a pick up line, but i love saying it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey babie are you from mars!?
cause your @ss is outta this world
NOTE: THESE LINES DO NOT WORK! GIRLS ARE SMARTER THAN THEY WERE BACK IN THE '80'SWww@Enter-QA@Com
cause your @ss is outta this world
NOTE: THESE LINES DO NOT WORK! GIRLS ARE SMARTER THAN THEY WERE BACK IN THE '80'SWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guy says, "How do you like your eggs!?"
Girl says, "Unfertilized!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Girl says, "Unfertilized!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you have a band aid!?
Why!?
Because i fell for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why!?
Because i fell for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lost my virginity!.!.can i have yours ;)
or
i lost my number !.!.can i have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
or
i lost my number !.!.can i have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey baby are u a rhino!? cuz u are makin me horneeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart!. <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey pretty lady, you look really tired today, wanna sleep with me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you from Tennessee!? Because you're the only ten I see!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
can i drink your bathwater sorry lol my friend uses that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lost my teddy will you sleep with me
i lost my phone number can i have yours
im dying because he/she stole my heartWww@Enter-QA@Com
i lost my phone number can i have yours
im dying because he/she stole my heartWww@Enter-QA@Com
how much!?Www@Enter-QA@Com